fucking.epic.night.
This board is pretty shit through an android tablet. Defaults to some sort of half-working mobile skin, regardless of the size of the screen, or the fact that it's android 3, and thus can't be a cellphone.
Probably RealitY's fault again. tesco should run this place alone, imo.
Tesco > RealitY. Fact.
If you ever see that as a slogan for an advertising campaign always remember, you saw it here first.
had a pretty awesome day yesterday lyke. went to a mates wedding, he's only 22 but he's got a 4 year old kid with this burd so i guess he had to do it. ive nevar been to a wedding before, i didn't know what to expect rly. i got there early and met him and the best men round the back of the church, he was shaking like a fucking leaf. i gave him some of my redbull, then we thought it would be funny to give some to his little kid to make him extra hyper. we were right, it was funny. then he got married. church weddings are weird. then we all went to the pub next door where some rich guy bought everyone two rounds, that was pretty win. then there was lyke 5 hours to kill till the reception so i went back to a mates dads house with a load of others where we just got smashed. his dad is well funny, he's separated now and just gets smashed all the time, he kept telling my mate (his son) that he wish he was never born and that he was a mistake then my mate said he was going to reverse abortion him then we dared them to kiss with tongues and they fucking did it hahahaha!!!!!! then we played a game where we'd spray oust in each others faces and take a photo at that exact moment. then i went for a piss and one of my other friends was munching off his misses in the bathroom and she locked eyes with me as he was doing it. i would have well gotten in on that but i was pretty far gone, i don't think my p33n would have worked too goodanyway, then we all piled into taxies and went to the reception, had some drinks. then i got the train back to mine, met up with this girl i used to see and had a quick drink with her then went back to the misseses, passed out. woke up at 7 this morning and smashed the gym lyke a boss
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Bollocks!
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