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an alchemist?
IPA should only mean India Pale Ale, and nothing else of note.Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
i don't know what ipa means
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an alchemist?
Maybe first examine your position on syphilis, but as for the other option, hopefully a trail of breadcrumbs or dandruff can mark the path. We like to nip at the heels of the establishment and issue death threats to the animatedly challenged.
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effendi
oh, right. well, that clears that up. thanking you.Maybe first examine your position on syphilis, but as for the other option, hopefully a trail of breadcrumbs or dandruff can mark the path. We like to nip at the heels of the establishment and issue death threats to the animatedly challenged.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I think he was calling you a cunt, mate.
The periodical son returns. We haven't changed your room since your departure. Your wank sock is just where you left it. We've been polishing chrome bins at nightly vigils and everything.
Say you'll never leave again. I don't think Allen's feeble constitution could stand being abandoned twice. He only ever posts when you're here. He's like a spastic Scrappy Doo only stupider and with more fleas.
effendi
the bonhomie of a testosterone-charged changing room immediately subsequent to a narrow cup victory, the particular air of insouciance only experienced the next day at school by one who has lost his virginity prior to the age of sixteen, an ocular moistening epiphanous moment when your father says 'well done' and you can tell he means it this time, the wide eyed look of fear riven with excitement when a fair maiden examines your mulder-esque appendage for the first time and wonders how in a holy hail of shrapnel it will fit inside her lady garden ... and my underwhelming return to your internets.
hai, barbie
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
I think he was calling you a cunt, mate.
The periodical son returns. We haven't changed your room since your departure. Your wank sock is just where you left it. We've been polishing chrome bins at nightly vigils and everything.
Say you'll never leave again. I don't think Allen's feeble constitution could stand being abandoned twice. He only ever posts when you're here. He's like a spastic Scrappy Doo only stupider and with more fleas.:earl:
i am glad to read you, live, as it were, chalice. hope you and yours are well.
catching up on this thread has been almost been chore thus far but around 17% of your posts have been like little islets of teenage vagina in a sea of unending badly wrapped kebabs. the other 83% were wizard sleeve-esque, obviousement.
the heady mix is like opium.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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17% is generous as fuck, but a vagina is a vagina is a vagina.
Except of course when it's a cunt.
Now all we need are JP and Snee. We can lock the doors and have a full on non-tactile orgy like the good ole day(s).
effendi
indeed.
where is that generously proportioned, northern dwelling, offspring mass-producing, dyed in the wool harshist bar-steward. i've not seen hide nor hair of him.
and jp appears to be missing too.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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