Last one to post wins the internets

[manker]

Fixed?

No, the reply I had in mind for that won included how I was only bothered by improper use of th(e/a)ns... thetans? I got bored with it and gave up... so that's where that went.

My reply was more or less addressing the Schadenfreude. The particular use of "you" in there was general/infinitive. Knowing the self that I use here, I know many of my posting quirks, enough to spin mjmacky in any manner. Holding myself to that standard, I tend to expect it from others, thus the critique I offered. In all honesty, I was tempted to do it myself, but that drive was disheartened by the, "no, that's good enough" laissez faire sale of mediocrity. Therefore, I won't really gamble with debasing the mjmacky brand unless I think the payoff will be quite nice (appreciated effort).

/my post explained

It's almost twenty past two by me.

[manker]

I was merely plumping for the chess metaphor, to be honest. Any psychological disclosure on your part is, I'm sure, cathartic nonetheless.

Is it because it was a female who brought these matters to fore? Or is this a recurring trigger? Or both? You seem somewhat passionate in your response.

Anyways, all that stuff about queers putting their willies up each others' willies? Does that happen? Cos I had a similar conversation with a friend of a friend of somebody I never heard of about that, under the general internets premise that if you can imagine it, some cunt has already established a pay site dedicated to it. Do homosexuals actually try to fuck each others' urethra(s)? I need to know. I will win a fiver.

I dunno but I've seen some pronz that's a variation on mbm's penchant of urethra/vibro.
It was called 'Amazing Ty's Peehole Fuck'.

And it was exactly what it said on the tin.

I can't imagine that a female urethra is much different from a bloke's plus I've also seen on some other internets that some guys like sticking pencils and things up their cawks. So. I imagine swaddling does, indeed, happen amongst some of the more experienced homosexuals on the circuit.
And now it's just a matter of finding them and you'll be cash rich

[chalice]

The conversation arose because (apart from the obvious being on drugs) my mate has a scarred urethra. He's like somebody out of a John Irving novel only funny.

He wasn't able to ejaculate until he was 20 or something, poor bloke. He had an operation around then and he's been making up for lost time ever since. Anyway, the operation was just a temporary solution and his urethra has almost closed again. He has to sit down to take a piss. Tragic. He's found that if he takes the refill from a Bic biro and wiggles it down his jap's, it gives great relief and he can temporarily urinate like a real man like wot I am.

What you have just read has been a true story.

[mjmacky]

It's almost twenty past two by me.

It's twenty-two then?

The conversation arose because (apart from the obvious being on drugs) my mate has a scarred urethra. He's like somebody out of a John Irving novel only funny.

He wasn't able to ejaculate until he was 20 or something, poor bloke

Are you trying to steal credit for bringing up log cabin investing?

Your "bloke", whatever that could mean, was in a unique position to attempt a tantric orgasm. Why is it that he did not like try do this thing... huh?

[chalice]

It's twenty-two then?

The conversation arose because (apart from the obvious being on drugs) my mate has a scarred urethra. He's like somebody out of a John Irving novel only funny.

He wasn't able to ejaculate until he was 20 or something, poor bloke

Are you trying to steal credit for bringing up log cabin investing?

Your "bloke", whatever that could mean, was in a unique position to attempt a tantric orgasm. Why is it that he did not like try do this thing... huh?

Hmm. Tantric sex. Sex which requires a leap of faith.

I shot myself in the foot with that one. When I met the missus, I was a dyed in the woolworths atheist, secular, denier of all things spiritual. Then I read about tantric sex and I changed my mind.

She reckons she'd be facilitating hypocrisy if we tried to get our chakras building. Curse you, nihilism. Curse you, steely cold, angular logic.

[mjmacky]

Hmm. Tantric sex. Sex which requires a leap of faith.

Sex is an afterthought you pilfering diversion, the orgasm is the goal. I can't possibly understand the notion of working at something for several hours what can be accomplished in under 30 minutes, what unless you're being paid by hour.

[chalice]

Hmm. Tantric sex. Sex which requires a leap of faith.

Sex is an afterthought you pilfering diversion, the orgasm is the goal. I can't possibly understand the notion of working at something for several hours what can be accomplished in under 30 minutes, what unless you're being paid by hour.

Lazy racist.

[mjmacky]

Lazy Poor man's racist.

I just happen to be lazy.

[megabyteme]

The conversation arose because (apart from the obvious being on drugs) my mate has a scarred urethra. He's like somebody out of a John Irving novel only funny.

He wasn't able to ejaculate until he was 20 or something, poor bloke. He had an operation around then and he's been making up for lost time ever since. Anyway, the operation was just a temporary solution and his urethra has almost closed again. He has to sit down to take a piss. Tragic. He's found that if he takes the refill from a Bic biro and wiggles it down his jap's, it gives great relief and he can temporarily urinate like a real man like wot I am.

What you have just read has been a true story.

So, according to M.Night Shamwhatever's logic in Unbreakable since your friend has an incredibly small, restrictive pee hole, somewhere, there must be someone who can piss like a milk bottle being turned upside down.

[Artemis]

So, according to M.Night Shamwhatever's logic in Unbreakable since your friend has an incredibly small, restrictive pee hole, somewhere, there must be someone who can piss like a milk bottle being turned upside down.