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[Proper Bo]

Looks more like a Rorschach test than anything resembling a beard.
I think I see a vagina

says the chap with pubes on his cheek

[manker]

P.S. cold sores eh? On your period?

I do get them a lot recently

I even sought medical advice when I was in the doctors for something else, she was all; 'what's your diet like'

So I told her how I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like vegetables but I do eat crisps and drink coffee in work and then have pasta every night.
I put on my coolface and she told me to gtfo.
Basically.

and that is a True Story.

[mjmacky]

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have a grainy pic of the front of my chin.
Needs a trim, like.

Looks more like a Rorschach test than anything resembling a beard.
I think I see a vagina

I see a bird's eye view of someone's balding dome, the gentleman looking towards the top of the image.

[mjmacky]

I do get them a lot recently

I even sought medical advice when I was in the doctors for something else, she was all; 'what's your diet like'

So I told her how I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like vegetables but I do eat crisps and drink coffee in work and then have pasta every night.
I put on my coolface and she told me to gtfo.
Basically.

and that is a True Story.

Vegetarian? Explains the dainty scarf.

[manker]

Take a proper pic, Bo

And you, chalice

[manker]

Vegetarian? Explains the dainty scarf.

It's a poncho, ffs.

[manker]

This morning, the missus was all; 'let's go xmas shopping'.
Of course, I said I had far too much work on for such frippery so she went with her sister.

She's just phoned and asked what I was up to so I told her that I've been posting pics of my beard on the interent.
Her reply: 'No need to be so fucking sarcastic all the time, I know you're busy.'
And she hung up

[mjmacky]

While browsing my phone image gallery, found a picture with a bushier beard, as well as me trying to get a 90 degree polish on an ultramicroelectrode tip using 0.05 micron diamond lapping film.

bushier.png

[mjmacky]

She's just phoned and asked what I was up to so I told her that I've been posting pics of my beard on the interent.
Her reply: 'No need to be so fucking sarcastic all the time, I know you're busy.'
And she hung up

Mine's waiting for me to take her to the airport for an international flight. Except she believed me when I explained what I was doing.

[manker]

me trying to get a 90 degree polish on an ultramicroelectrode tip using 0.05 micron diamond lapping film.

That's possibly the greatest masturbation euphemism I've ever come across.

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It actually looks like you grew a handle-bar moustache before letting the rest of your face hair grow.
I approve