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    what dies at night, but resurrects in the morning?
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    The sun.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    The sun.
    No. Although that is true... damn I suck at making up riddles

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    Human consciousness. Unless you work late night shifts.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bwayne337 View Post
    what dies at night, but resurrects in the morning?
    Your dad having an asphixi-wank.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bwayne337 View Post
    what dies at night, but resurrects in the morning?
    Does this have anything to do with a "date" you picked up last night? Sorry to tell you, but dead hookers stay dead.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    So as Dylan Thomas metaphorically used light to represent life and night to represent death and as magic Christians we all believe in the after hours life then I would say Babe Ruth .
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bwayne337 View Post
    what dies at night, but resurrects in the morning?
    A tin of beans, with those wee sausages in them...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I'd comment further but it would obviously be like trying to reason with a dung beetle.

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    Reverse vampires.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Quote Originally Posted by ringhunter View Post
    Human consciousness. Unless you work late night shifts.
    Winner!!!

    Although all submissions were of equal merit whether humorous or witty

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