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Thread: How to get rid of a ringworm.

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    Speedo's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    You need 2 bananas and a hammer.

    Day 1
    You stick a banana up your ass and the worm eats it.

    Day 2
    You stick the second banana up your ass and the worm eats it

    Day 3
    The worm comes out of your ass and say "Ey, where is my banana?". Then you hit it on the head with the hammer.

    Done and done!

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    How to get rid of a ringworm.
    The instructions make it look rather like a tapeworm.
    "Come visit sometime, okay? We'll always be here for you. We... we all love you."

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    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
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    Regardless of what yer daddy/uncles/priests/teachers convinced you when you were a kid, you can't solve all of life's problems by sticking things in yer ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    As you are an annoying asshole with serious mental problems and no redeeming qualities I would say that it's totally understandable.


  4. Lounge   -   #4
    That sounds like one crappy treatment method
    Stinson Over!

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    Anything is better than one of them straightworm motherfuckers. That's for sure.

    Jesus never had straightworm cunts.

    Read the bible, dicks.

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    A banana in the ass has never hurt anyone. I'm glad everyone laughed hard at my joke.

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    That was a joke? I thought you were trying to explain your first anal experience
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    You realize that what you just posted could probably cause ringworm, right? A joke only makes sense, when it makes sense.
    Ellipses go here.

  9. Lounge   -   #9
    I see ringhunter couldn't keep away from ringworm.

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    So you're saying I put the banana up my ass the first day and then smack it on the head or... hmm. More details pl0x

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