What's your first post on this forum?

[Snee]

What the hell is this?

Did you pieces of shit thought I just rolled over and died?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why don't you stupid cunts also believe in global warming while your at it.!

Quote from pm my ass. You really believe that crap?

Jesus Tittiefucking Christ!

Hay, moron. Quit making the other idiots look good.

Or go and post in the drawing room again. That's always a hoot.

[megabyteme]

You do make a valid point, chalice. However, there will always be the pathetic, downtrodden, under-educated, left-behind, burdens on society. It's like do1g catchers driving around picking up strays- nobody wants to gas little puppy dawgs, or soft, fluffy kittens, but somebody has to take responsibility for those who don't get their pets spayed, or neutered. We have a great opportunity here to cut the problem off at the source.

The only question that remains for me is, "how?". We don't want him potentially injuring other, more worthwhile members of society (anyone else), so it needs to be done in a lonely desolate place where mongrel dogs can find and eat the corpse. That rules out poison. If it is bloody, someone will just have to clean up the mess- again using up the time of good, honest people who undoubtedly have better things to do. Hanging is a good one- clean, quiet (won't that be a nice change from speedy?), won't damage the wildlife, and insects when they feast. I say we sway him towards hanging in an isolated, slightly out-of-town location.

[chalice]

You do make a valid point, chalice. However, there will always be the pathetic, downtrodden, under-educated, left-behind, burdens on society. It's like do1g catchers driving around picking up strays- nobody wants to gas little puppy dawgs, or soft, fluffy kittens, but somebody has to take responsibility for those who don't get their pets spayed, or neutered. We have a great opportunity here to cut the problem off at the source.

The only question that remains for me is, "how?". We don't want him potentially injuring other, more worthwhile members of society (anyone else), so it needs to be done in a lonely desolate place where mongrel dogs can find and eat the corpse. That rules out poison. If it is bloody, someone will just have to clean up the mess- again using up the time of good, honest people who undoubtedly have better things to do. Hanging is a good one- clean, quiet (won't that be a nice change from speedy?), won't damage the wildlife, and insects when they feast. I say we sway him towards hanging in an isolated, slightly out-of-town location.

Perhaps you should kill yourself too.

[megabyteme]

I already have. We ALL have. What else would be a possible reason for reading each others posts every day if this were not, in fact, the 7th* 6th level of Hell and we are all being tortured for our sins?

The only difference, chalice, is you got a staff position due to your personality aptitude.


*The 7th is an eternal Sarah McLachlan concert- I get the two mixed up sometimes.