How to send pm? OMG!

[Texas]

I must beblind, but I cant seem to find any pm button? How to?
Thanks

[thebazzla]

i think you have to been registered here for 14 or 15 days and so many posts before its enabled.

[IdolEyes787]

Normal wait time is 15 days but I think that the probationary period is extended to 30 days for basic illiteracy and further increased to 60 days for anyone who uses OMG in a sentence.

[anon]

Isn't there a big box at the top of all pages (visible to "n00b" users) explaining the minimum requirements to send PMs?

[stvnsmither]

Isn't there a big box at the top of all pages (visible to "n00b" users) explaining the minimum requirements to send PMs?

You are a spicy, Mexican cunt-flap. Sir. Congratulations.

[anon]

You are a spicy, Mexican cunt-flap. Sir. Congratulations.

Keep on sharing the love! <3

[stvnsmither]

Nah. We'll keep on sharing your mum instead.

Twenty years of marriage to a Greek. She must have an arse like a catflap.

[anon]

Nah. We'll keep on sharing your mum instead.

Twenty years of marriage to a Greek. She must have an arse like a catflap.

Looks like we have a chalice wannabe over here.

[megabyteme]

It seems to like the word, "flap". Maybe it'll use "flapjacks" next.

Mmmm. Tasty flapjacks with butter and wild honey. Yummmmy.

[IdolEyes787]

It seems to like the word, "flap". Maybe it'll use "flapjacks" next.

Mmmm. Tasty flapjacks with butter and wild honey. Yummmmy.

Why do then call it wild when it's from a store?
"Look I just bought this wild parakeet from the pet shop".