They'd never put up with it. I say 'they' but I mean 'we'. I'm corrupted already. But your idea, as well intentioned as is it is, wouldn't work.
At least not for me. I'd feel less of a man without my tiny vestige of internets power, even for a moment. I'd start over-eating or rocking gently while Coldplay inexplicably resonated throughout my wankpit.
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