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    man says to woman "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
    Woman says to man "Why buy the pig when all I want is a little sausage?"

    Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.

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    dont get it

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    how can you not understand the joke. sorry but the joke an't that funny.

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    I don't understand it either...

    So if you don't buy a cow people give you free milk? What's that all about?

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    I liked it!

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    thats from the movie buying a cow you just copied it right dummy

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    Shes says she doesnt want the entire man, but just his dick...

    not the whole pig (not the whole man), only the small sausage (only the small dick)

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    Originally posted by boxofslavery@6 November 2003 - 03:08


    Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that&#39;s 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
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    Thank you Acecool.
    OK...let&#39;s get simple here:
    "Why buy the cow" .... "why get married"
    "when you can get the milk for free?"......."when I can just screw her and run?"

    it&#39;s a common saying from the more modest past

    Now apply it towards men and their "little sausage".....get it now?

    yes, it&#39;s not groundbreakingly hilarious, but I thought it was cute.
    according to a recent study, over 70% of women don&#39;t believe in marriage.....it just made me think of that. I didn&#39;t rip this off a movie Wrongturn. My stepmother told me the joke.

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