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    Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

    According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
    She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
    A five-year research on 500 men
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    in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 hospital males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
    At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
    Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
    The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
    Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
    "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
    In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
    The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of medicine

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    has some good boobs

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    I generally watch them for 3-4 hours/day

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    Quote Originally Posted by bijoy View Post
    I generally watch them for 3-4 hours/day
    pervert!

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    Maybe the rest had worse health because of the stress of not being allowed to look at breasts, or the guilt eating at them for breaking the rules!
    The test is stupid anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tesco View Post
    Maybe the rest had worse health because of the stress of not being allowed to look at breasts, or the guilt eating at them for breaking the rules!
    The test is stupid anyway.
    It is stupid though thts why posted it here, Universities and researches can spend their time better than this.

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    while the rest were told to refrain from doing so
    Sounds like animal cruelty to me...

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    No soup boobs for you!


    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    As you are an annoying asshole with serious mental problems and no redeeming qualities I would say that it's totally understandable.


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    Gotta show this to a woman, then look at her tits. She will probably laugh and say something like "hehe trying to improve your life expectancy?". And then reply something like:"Nah I was just wondering you got a great set of titties"
    http://filesharingtalk.com/boardrules/

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    Quote Originally Posted by TorrentMaster9 View Post
    Gotta show this to a woman, then look at her tits. She will probably laugh and say something like "hehe trying to improve your life expectancy?". And then reply something like:"Nah I was just wondering you got a great set of titties"
    Missed this thread for some time, but this one is the best reply.
    Teh n00b.

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