Bizarre Haiku Challenge

[Evil Gemini]

Oh cool TY!

I thought it was for someone else

[Lilmiss]

Monday fever in my cranium
anticipation in unworked fingers
can someone roll me a fattie?

[titey]

Hee hee hee.... I don't think it follows form sweetness.... but I like it!

[Lilmiss]

do i look like a conformist?

(hey you. )

[UKMan]

I'm not doing this right
what the hell can there be left
my brain is off center

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@10 November 2003 - 12:33
(hey you. )

Hey y'self!

[Spatula Geek Girl]

1.When is it to explode?
For my milk is green and spotty.
I don't like bangs and stuff.

2.Tis what the flea once said.
"If I had a home, I’d eat it."
But flea is gone now.

3.When shinny fish are near.
A mirror it can be.
See your shinny face, haha.

4.Fuzzy red socks.
Ahhh, they're coming for me.
Tiger shall be fed.

5.I had short hair.
i have long hair.
...it grew.

6.I wrote a haiku.
It wasn't very good.
Not enough syllables, then too many.

7.Deep Thought said "42"
And they didn't like it much.
Looks like I’m out of time.

8.The number eight
is superior indeed.
To seven: it's little sister.

9.And why, number nine,
tis superior most definitely,
to eight: a bad haiku.

10.And ten, not so superior.
I haven't figured why.
This stuff is hard!

errrrrr...



PIES!!!!

[Evil Gemini]

My PC is gay
my cd rom doesnt work
might have to format