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    I think it would be very difficult to be more lame than an Affleck-ed Daredevil. Only a truly blind guy would wear that suit.

    So, who's the worst superhero, either as written or portrayed, on television or movie?




    I'll also give Kilmer a (dis)honorable mention for his Batman.
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    Kick-Ass is the lamest ever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabalo View Post
    Kick-Ass is the lamest ever.

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    The difference with Kick-Ass and most other superheroes, is that his character was following an idea, not utilizing a power. He was a dorky/lame kid, so it followed that he would be lame. Since he didn't have any powers, he is more of a want-to-be hero than a superhero.
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    Spider-Plant Man

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    Haha. That movie looks hilarious. And awesome. Is it sad that I actually want to watch that after seeing those pics? Haha.

    Anyway, Spawn wasn't that awful. It was far from good, but I'm not sure it would fit into the category when talking about the absolute worst of all-time. That's a special kind of terrible. Wasn't there some superhero movie with Shaq in it? Now that movie definitely fits in this topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkl49 View Post
    Wasn't there some superhero movie with Shaq in it? Now that movie definitely fits in this topic.

    Steel
    might literally be the worst superhero movie ever( although Captain America gives it a run for it's money) but it's still not as bad as Kazaam .
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    Quote Originally Posted by jkl49 View Post
    Is it sad that I actually want to watch that after seeing those pics?
    i think you already know the answer.
    whenever people agree with me, i always feel i must be wrong.

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    I have seen Steel. I'm not proud of it, but we all make mistakes...

    From the wiki link:

    Plot

    John Henry Irons (Shaquille O'Neal) is a weapons designer who invents high-tech laser guns and protective armor for the United States military
    Yes, yes. What director/casting director wouldn't look at Shaq and automatically think, "weapons designer"? Here's our guy! I'm just surprised Shaq hasn't been typecast by this role.
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    I found a worse one

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