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Thread: How religious folk Masturbate ... according to Billy Connolly.

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    Heard this on "Billy Bites Yer Bum LIVE"

    Sit on your hand for a few minutes, until you get pins and needles in your hand. Keep sitting on your hand, until there is no feeling left in your hand.
    Then use this numb hand, and as there is no feeling left in it,it will feel like it is someone else's hand.


    And now what to do if you get caught:


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    Why anyone would wear Pajamas as if you came from a prison is beyond me.
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures.Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother!%$@%# upside the head!

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