I want a new Mod....

**megabyteme** · 12-04-2010, 08:22 PM

"I Want A New Mod"

Woh oh

I want a new Mod
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my ankles
One that won't ban all night

I want a new mod
One with big boot-ing feet
One that knows how to spot J-dye
And keep his forums real neat

One that won't raid the server
One mentally sane
One that's never gonna try to delete (legal) posts again...
Or I'll tie him up with duct tape

I want a new Mod
A Canadian I think
One that won't make a mess of my threads
Or make "Serious Discussions" stink

I want a new Mod
One that won't 'jack my thread
One that won't stick his bill in my personal mail
One that knows the Mod stops here

One that won't drive me crazy idling all around
One who'll teach me how to spam and help me not to get banned
...
And show me how to get harsh
How to get harsh, baby

Get it?
*****

**IdolEyes787** · 12-04-2010, 08:58 PM

I don't want to rain on your parade but Huey Lewis is from New York. I used to think he was from San Francisco until I realized that even if he were ,he would never admit to it, so thinking that I heard him mention it someplace couldn't have been right.

Anyway even if Mr Lewis did score a perfect 800 on the math portion of his SATs I still think either Elvis Costello or my pick, Bryan Ferry* would be a better Mod.

Or maybe Daryl Hall just as long as there is some guarantee that he doesn't bring that Oates guy along with him.

*Sung to Everyone have Fun Tonight by Wang Chung

Now the party's over
I'm so tired.
Then I see you coming out of nowhere.
Much communication in a motion

Without conversation or a notion. - FST
Where the wankers take you out of nowhere
And the background's fading out of focus.
Yes the picture's changing every moment

and your destination you don't know it. - FST
Cursing
cursing
cursing
cursing
When you deal with idiots there's no holding

Would you have me dancing out of nowhere. - FST
FST
FST
FST
FST
Please kill me