"I Want A New Mod"
Woh oh
I want a new Mod
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my ankles
One that won't ban all night
I want a new mod
One with big boot-ing feet
One that knows how to spot J-dye
And keep his forums real neat
One that won't raid the server
One mentally sane
One that's never gonna try to delete (legal) posts again...
Or I'll tie him up with duct tape
I want a new Mod
A Canadian I think
One that won't make a mess of my threads
Or make "Serious Discussions" stink
I want a new Mod
One that won't 'jack my thread
One that won't stick his bill in my personal mail
One that knows the Mod stops here
One that won't drive me crazy idling all around
One who'll teach me how to spam and help me not to get banned
...
And show me how to get harsh
How to get harsh, baby
Get it?
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