Xmas Prezzies

[Lilmiss]

So, its nearly xmas.
Councils are lining the towns with cheap tacky neon santa's, the bubblegum xmas tunes are being released into the charts, and companies are exploting shoppers as usual.
With this upon us again, i was just wondering what you would buy fellow klf members if money was no matter?

My shopping list would be as follows;

Jonno - a box of handy andies and something in latex
Baz - bag of choc raisins
C.B.B - a laptop and sun cream
Titey - clean socks
Snny - new computer
Dan - a drinking cap
Riddler - a thinking cap
TRshady - a detailed map
RGX - a night on the town
Gemby - a pink studed flea collar and Jake Gyllenhaal in a cage
Fugley - devil buster
Celery - a box of strong paracetamol
Zero - more fish candles
Hobbes - a grooming set
Skweeky - a whole box of lollipops
Proper Bo - a ticket to Reading
Sensual Gardning - a pair of bright green wellies
Adster - a dictionary
Soopaman - new shoes
Gutter - a pair of stripy braces
wee mouse - chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
oldmancan - bunch of roses
Gurahl - a briefcase
Nikkid - a rubberfly
Jpaul - a bottle of cognac

have to have a think about the rest of you.
and check with santa to see if you've been good enough.

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 08:33
So, its nearly xmas.

It's the start of November! There's about 7 weeks to go!

[Lilmiss]

Well, you better start buying, its not that far away!!!!

btw; you would get a hoover and apron.

[Celerystalksme]

buys lilmiss a fitty bag

thanks for the box of strong paracetamol

*will ask Santa for a high speed internet connection*

[Lilmiss]

aww...tanks.
ive always wanted a "fitty bag"



(is that a football bag, or a fifty gram bag?)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 08:33


Jonno - a box of handy andies and something in latex
 
Nikkid - a rubberfly 

You nutter

I'll do mine later, too early to think

Jonno B)

Edit: Just thought of one.........

lilmiss = A Chair made of solid soap

@Lamsey........You hav'nt been in any shops or seen any tv then........dude it's started

[NikkiD]

I'll be working on my list too...

But I did think of one...

lilmiss = An ounce of hydroponic Canadian pot... (that stuff is incredible)

[Adster]

Adster - a dictionary

yes but spelling isn't my problem so taht will do me no good its words like

psots jsut leik


ah f*ckgn

can i go on??

by i find a dictionary useless if you can't spell a word how do you know where to look for it in a a dictionary

[Gutter]

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 08:33
So, its nearly xmas.
Councils are lining the towns with cheap tacky neon santa's, the bubblegum xmas tunes are being released into the charts, and companies are exploting shoppers as usual.
With this upon us again, i was just wondering what you would buy fellow klf members if money was no matter?

Gutter - a pair of stripy braces

well said, the same thing happens every year and we seem to fall for it everytime

woo! new braces for me!?

For you: new stompin boots?
if not gift cards are always good to give

[Spider_dude]

i think i better get the faceman a good present.