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    MusicChick's Avatar Poster
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    May 2003
    An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable
    to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was
    concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his
    doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped
    men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

    He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He
    couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom,
    but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was
    too unsafe.

    Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
    over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he
    was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and
    started to relieve himself sexually. He closed his eyes and thought of
    his lover.

    As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the
    bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy
    or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
    He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
    The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

    The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes, because your truck
    rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    Jul 2003
    nice one Musicchick! Kind of gives a strange mental image though!!!!

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    Wolfmight's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    omg that's funny lol.
    Bet it's happend too.. you know them country ones and them old breaks on the trucks.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
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    Oct 2003
    that is so funny

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    nice one


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