I'm sorry, woman are not funny..

[mjmacky]

Being a scientist, my only question is if this Jesus fellow is giving out grant money, I have a proposal for him.

That's not even a questions, that's a corollary

I used it in the singular, so I still have one question left, and I'm waiting to use it.

[Quarterquack]

Listen fucknugget, let me put this in terms I can only hope you'll try to understand.

You said:
'Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor'
Assuming you are correct and human beings differ from each other by 0.095%, and our closest primate relative (which incidentally is the Bonobo not the Orangutan but I'll be generous and use those figures), differs from us by approx 5%, you clearly do not have 'nearly as much in common with the Orangutan as your Asian neighbour'. Not unless you consider 0.095% to be a bit similar to 5%, and in the scientific world where we deal with actual figures and data, we don't.

Look, honestly science is flawed. It clearly made a mistake many times (starting with Mendel faking some data, and currently with the Large Hadron Collider making mistakes). I don't trust it. The entire scientific method is flawed, and honestly, you basing your blind belief in it is rather doubtful. How can someone have so much faith in numbers that change all the time. You yourself agree the number "used" to be 98%, now it's 95%, next year it's 92%. Science is fickle. Facts are not. My neighbor looks like an Orangutan. You look like an Orangutan's ass.

[j2k4]

That's our girl-gone-missing.

She's too smart to be a scientist, and can't resist the tweak.

She's bloody marvelous, eh?

Thanks!
I do love a good fight

Yes.

You can be a handful, for a girl.

The male prerogative is often confining.

Not fair for either of us.

I am glad to be well-thought-of in your immediate circle, and I am glad I am not a scientist of any sort.

[robisoare]

maybe someday you will find that you like men most!
anyway EVERYBODY knows...............NOBODY UNDERSTAND WOMENS

[Snee]

maybe someday you will find that you like men most!
anyway EVERYBODY knows...............NOBODY UNDERSTAND WOMENS

Is it because they write sentences with grammar and stuff?

[bijoy]

maybe someday you will find that you like men most!
anyway EVERYBODY knows...............NOBODY UNDERSTAND WOMENS

Is it because they write sentences with grammar and stuff?

no, they write like j-dye.

[Snee]

So you're a woman then. Aha.

[brotherdoobie]

Ooops... burp.

-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

They don't have to be. I have seen enough woman stand ups and they are not funny. I have seen them do bad, like if their where men they would be calling it bombing, but they get by on charity laughts.

Woman are not funny. By that I mean that they don't laugh by jokes but by social structure. Men sometimes laught at what women say but that is not in their control, at, not with, kind of thing.

Do you consider yourself funny? Because, if you do... you're sadly mistaken. My sister is funny ass fuck, you half illiterate, misogynist, mental migdet, you. The missus is funny, and far more clever than you, too, fuckwit.

But, my mother would have had you for lunch, lad.

Piss off, please -- you corpulent pimple on humor's ass.



-doobs

[weenden]

there are alot of funny woman on tv and standup i really dont want to have to make the friggen list of them all