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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedo View Post
    Tell me one joke you have heard a woman say that will make me laugh... Just one!
    I'm sure you'll get this one:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    hmmm...I know this line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by senegal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    hmmm...I know this line.
    My guess is that you are also intimate with the chicken.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Rings View Post
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    This is science.
    Science also states that 0.005% of the human genome is attributed to racial differences, while 0.095% is attributed to individual differences. Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor. How is your argument sound, again?

    What you have is an opinion based on a few rogue cases (probably of albinism, which isn't that uncommon).
    WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
    Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Rings View Post

    Science also states that 0.005% of the human genome is attributed to racial differences, while 0.095% is attributed to individual differences. Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor. How is your argument sound, again?

    What you have is an opinion based on a few rogue cases (probably of albinism, which isn't that uncommon).
    WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
    Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.
    I guess you're a geneticist first, and a woman second.

    I'm not complaining, mind you.
    Last edited by Snee; 02-27-2011 at 12:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
    Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.
    Get a proper education, then come have this discussion with me. Also get a sense of humor, considering you either took my joke too seriously, or you didn't get my joke at all.

    Actually fuck that.

    You ignorant chimpanzee, the difference between humans and our closest relative primate is 2%, and they mostly code for expression genomics. Get an education where they don't teach you googled material. Baboon.
    Ellipses go here.

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    I googled this so it obviously can't be rite. But I'm sure someone who works in that field might know better, like, oh I don't know, can't think of one.

    Do you know someone, Squibbles?
    Last edited by Snee; 02-27-2011 at 04:23 PM.

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    "27 Nov 2006" - Since then, it's been studied even further to pointless extremes. No one can accurately pinpoint a percentage, but it's about 1.5 million genetic differences between the two species, with rapid increases in certain genes, which is why some differences "overlap".
    Ellipses go here.

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    You sound like you totally know what you're talking about, are you a scientist at all?

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