Do you look at the toilet paper after you whipe yer ass?

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Why is chavis such a lose lipped anus homosexual?.

I don't only take it in the ass. I also like sucking of homeless fat guys.

Good on you!

Still no luck with that elusive grammatically correct (or interesting) post, I see. Perhaps you could try to get one to make sense first...

Carrion.

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I prick dick-sores and zits with my flint-stone and bore members on a dating site..

Fixed.

I thought I ran this spastic cunt off this board ages ago, like.

[chalice]

Fixed.

I thought I ran this spastic cunt off this board ages ago, like.

'Think' is not a word we use when we refer to that kidney in your skull. Keep reading, though, you might find out how to wipe your own arse. Not today, though.

Only last week you were still using your soiled nappies for shower caps. I asked your mum about this but I couldn't make out word she was saying. She had a labrador's penis in that Ground Zero we all affectionately refer to as her mouth. More strange, though, is the fact that you've never even been near a shower. And rain doesn't count, you fucking hick.

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I thought I ran this spastic cunt off this board ages ago, like.

'Think' is not a word we use when we refer to that kidney in your skull. Keep reading, though, you might find out how to wipe your own arse. Not today, though.

Only last week you were still using your soiled nappies for shower caps. I asked your mum about this but I couldn't make out word she was saying. She had a labrador's penis in that Ground Zero we all affectionately refer to as her mouth. More strange, though, is the fact that you've never even been near a shower. And rain doesn't count, you fucking hick.

Even from a spastic cunt such as yourself, chavis, I expected a post of higher quality. "your mom jokes" require little to no "think"ing as you have displayed with flying spastic colors.

Also as I stated previously, I don't wipe my ass I use a bidet to clean my ass. But don't think I'm retarded for not wiping my own ass, I still recognize an ass wipe when I see one. And you sir, would fall under that classification.

[chalice]

Do you use a bidet because you're homosexual or because you admire the dead freak popstar Michael Jackson's 1980's hit Bidet?

Ha ha. You just pump water up your shite pipe cos you wanna have an arse like a dead child molester. You make me sick.

I bet you follow fire trucks, don't you. It's not right. If you were a film, you'd be The Outhouse Hosey Wails. You'd be Brokeback Fountain. You'd be The Squirt Locker. You'd be The Spray The Earth Stood Still. You'd be Plumb And Plumber.

You stick fire hydrants up your arse on hot days too, don't you. Even the dogs won't piss on them anymore.

[Skiz]

We use a bidet so we don't have to worry about that barbaric toilet paper. Pic related... It's my toilet.

There is no way that thing gets your ass clean.

[hulabula]

We use a bidet so we don't have to worry about that barbaric toilet paper. Pic related... It's my toilet.

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There is no way that thing gets your ass clean.

I think you're supposed to assist in the cleansing with your hands when the jet isn't powerful enough. I don't understand why people get bidets though. If you want to bathe your ass after a dump isn't using a hand shower more convenient? It's cheaper, has a stronger jet, and doesn't require you to move your buttocks about to catch the spray.

[chalice]

We use a bidet so we don't have to worry about that barbaric toilet paper. Pic related... It's my toilet.

There is no way that thing gets your ass clean.

You'd need to have a sandblast with Swarfega after trying to clean your hoop with that toxic waste dump. That'd be like brushing your teeth with a neoplasm.

Next time he posts a picture of his toilet he might consider flushing first. I heard he fucking loved flushing.

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........ lol

[chalice]

I can see why you'd want to advertise a classier model, Jose.