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    I don't wanna get a prostitute, but I wanna get an attractive woman for sex. Is there any attractive girl that visits this board and lives in NYC that can satisfy my needs? I live in NYC, so if you wanna have sex with me, contact me.

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    Yeah, meet me at Starbucks on Park Avenue South. Bring flippers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyman30 View Post
    I wank at pictures of kids.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyman30 View Post
    why do you have a really stupid avatar .. ?

    do you really need that ?

    is that some sort of expression thing ?
    None of your fucking business, spastic.

    Why are you a virgin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyman30 View Post
    my point .. it is so nice ..

    to have such a a day ..

    i guess i will try to keep it that way ..

    that would be the .. nice to do ..
    Monkey child.

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    I want a pretty woman so much. I see pretty women everywhere, but wouldn't know how to convince any of them to have sex with me. I don't want a prostitute. I just want a normal woman for sex. I never had sex and it's unfair that people had it and I didn't. It's unfair that other people are not disabled, but I am. I want to have sex with a beautiful woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    I want a pretty woman so much. I see pretty women everywhere, but wouldn't know how to convince any of them to have sex with me. I don't want a prostitute. I just want a normal woman for sex. I never had sex and it's unfair that people had it and I didn't. It's unfair that other people are not disabled, but I am. I want to have sex with a beautiful woman.
    I am a beautiful woman and I'm willing to have sex with you.

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    Chavis, so let's meet then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Chavis, so let's meet then.
    Lets. What size is your cawk? Do you like Indian food?

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    You shouldn't care about the size of my cock. What you should care about is the fact that I want to have sex with you because you are an attractive woman. So, let's meet!

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