It'll probably be the time your form tutor caught you anally raping one of the goats at the petting zoo, laughed at the size of your penis in front of the prettiest girl in school, then sent you home early so you didn't get to see the pigs being fed. That's usually how these things start.
No not that time... hmm let me think. I'd say I was pretty close to humiliation when I was 8 years old.It was pretty humiliating.Spoiler: ShowThere I was, naked the waist down, and your mom was trying to blow me. No matter how much she slurped and swirled, she just couldn't get me hard. It was then that she started licking the underside of my balls, and it felt new and interesting, and I actually started to get hard. So distracted by this, I forgot all about how hard I was trying to hold my gas in, and just let out a pretty wet fart, and upon breaking both of our concentrations, we both noticed your grandfather standing in the door masturbating furiously.
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