There is something I don't understand about the serial killer Ted Bundy

[IdolEyes787]

In for a penny in for a pound.

Do Lord of the Rings!! Do it do it!

I would but I just don't feel like it.

[Squeamous]

No not that time... hmm let me think. I'd say I was pretty close to humiliation when I was 8 years old.

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There I was, naked the waist down, and your mom was trying to blow me. No matter how much she slurped and swirled, she just couldn't get me hard. It was then that she started licking the underside of my balls, and it felt new and interesting, and I actually started to get hard. So distracted by this, I forgot all about how hard I was trying to hold my gas in, and just let out a pretty wet fart, and upon breaking both of our concentrations, we both noticed your grandfather standing in the door masturbating furiously.

It was pretty humiliating.

Daddy?

[Squeamous]

I would but I just don't feel like it.

Fuck me, my dad and my husband on the same thread. Who woulda thunk it?

[IdolEyes787]

If I was really your husband it's not like you'd have access to a computer or anything.

[IdolEyes787]

.. not at you idol . you are kind of like a nice fellow ..

Oh look the idiot troll has discovered some loophole in the system and is now all moist that he will be able to post his insane ramblings for a couple of minutes before being banned again.

[Squeamous]

If I was really your husband it's not like you'd have access to a computer or anything.

[chalice]

No not that time... hmm let me think. I'd say I was pretty close to humiliation when I was 8 years old.

Spoiler: Show

There I was, naked the waist down, and your mom was trying to blow me. No matter how much she slurped and swirled, she just couldn't get me hard. It was then that she started licking the underside of my balls, and it felt new and interesting, and I actually started to get hard. So distracted by this, I forgot all about how hard I was trying to hold my gas in, and just let out a pretty wet fart, and upon breaking both of our concentrations, we both noticed your grandfather standing in the door masturbating furiously.

It was pretty humiliating.

Daddy?

Squeams, welcome back, where the fuck were you, happy birthdays and all that wank.

Squeams, this person is harassing me. I don't know what to do.

He says that I'm a combative troll and boring. I think I'm a combative bore and fan-fucking-tastic to the Ultramax. That's like even more better than the Max or something.

How can we convince it not to bully us anymore?

[Snee]

It must be dead hard to be combatively boring. We've already got some competition-level bores scattered around the bored, like.

That deserves recognition or something else.

[Snee]

To be honest I mostly only see bunnies with their backs broken or make-up in their eyes,

You have the best hobbies.

[mjmacky]

Daddy?

Squeams, this person is harassing me. I don't know what to do.

He says that I'm a combative troll and boring. I think I'm a combative bore and fan-fucking-tastic to the Ultramax. That's like even more better than the Max or something.

How can we convince it not to bully us anymore?

Do not lay upon the children the sins of the father