There is something I don't understand about the serial killer Ted Bundy

[chalice]

Squeams, this person is harassing me. I don't know what to do.

He says that I'm a combative troll and boring. I think I'm a combative bore and fan-fucking-tastic to the Ultramax. That's like even more better than the Max or something.

How can we convince it not to bully us anymore?

Do not lay upon the children the sins of the father

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Are you one of those cryptic sorts who spaffs all kinds of aphoristic nonsense, which echoes back within their own cavernous skulls as profundity?

Don't answer that. It was rhetorical and I really don't think I could stay awake throughout the convoluted pish you're bound to deliver.

[Squeamous]

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Are you one of those cryptic sorts who spaffs all kinds of aphoristic nonsense, which echoes back within their own cavernous skulls as profundity?

Don't answer that. It was rhetorical and I really don't think I could stay awake throughout the convoluted pish you're bound to deliver.

[Squeamous]

Squeams, welcome back, where the fuck were you, happy birthdays and all that wank.

Squeams, this person is harassing me. I don't know what to do.

He says that I'm a combative troll and boring. I think I'm a combative bore and fan-fucking-tastic to the Ultramax. That's like even more better than the Max or something.

How can we convince it not to bully us anymore?

Fankoo schweetie x
I got bored so I went away, and then I got bored again so I came back. You know how it is.

We need to find it a prostitute/backpacker/hitchhiker/attractive child/gay man/drug addict to play with. Or possibly kill it with a shovel and eat it; I'm undecided.
I think you're just lovely, FWIW

[chalice]

[mjmacky]

Do not lay upon the children the sins of the father

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Are you one of those cryptic sorts who spaffs all kinds of aphoristic nonsense, which echoes back within their own cavernous skulls as profundity?

Don't answer that. It was rhetorical and I really don't think I could stay awake throughout the convoluted pish you're bound to deliver.

Fear not, for it wasn't, nor was it intended to be, convoluted. It's simple... through a development only a few posts before (with quotes included), Squeamous is my child. You're complaining to one of my children about me, hence the rhetoric that was far too sophisticated for the reality of the fake situation.

Did I really need to explain it? It still seems incredibly obvious.

[chalice]

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Are you one of those cryptic sorts who spaffs all kinds of aphoristic nonsense, which echoes back within their own cavernous skulls as profundity?

Don't answer that. It was rhetorical and I really don't think I could stay awake throughout the convoluted pish you're bound to deliver.

Fear not, for it wasn't, nor was it intended to be, convoluted. It's simple... through a development only a few posts before (with quotes included), Squeamous is my child. You're complaining to one of my children about me, hence the rhetoric that was far too sophisticated for the reality of the fake situation.

Did I really need to explain it? It still seems incredibly obvious.

Nope, not a word. Three minutes to one by my watch.

Careful now. You're in danger of slipping into that (sometimes((but not for long)) vacant) slot of Visiting Lounge Spastic.

Keep it snappy. Keep it succinct. Otherwise I won't even have to try.

[Squeamous]

Nope, not a word. Three minutes to one by my watch.

Careful now. You're in danger of slipping into that (sometimes((but not for long)) vacant) slot of Visiting Lounge Spastic.

Keep it snappy. Keep it succinct. Otherwise I won't even have to try.

Actually my other dad is a bit of a spastic as well; maybe my mum has a thing for them.

I'm seeing her this weekend. I'll ask her if she remembers a short lived but passionate affair with a goat-raping sociopathic 8 year old rainman 30-odd years ago. I'm pretty sure from the look on her face I'll be able to tell if the dirty slut has something to hide.

[chalice]

Nope, not a word. Three minutes to one by my watch.

Careful now. You're in danger of slipping into that (sometimes((but not for long)) vacant) slot of Visiting Lounge Spastic.

Keep it snappy. Keep it succinct. Otherwise I won't even have to try.

Actually my other dad is a bit of a spastic as well; maybe my mum has a thing for them.

I'm seeing her this weekend. I'll ask her if she remembers a short lived but passionate affair with a goat-raping sociopathic 8 year old rainman 30-odd years ago. I'm pretty sure from the look on her face I'll be able to tell if the dirty slut has something to hide.

Your mum is a good woman. It's just a pity that you got caught in the goat-cum crossfire.

[Squeamous]

Your mum is a good woman. It's just a pity that you got caught in the goat-cum crossfire.

[mjmacky]

[QUOTE=chavis;3566923]

Keep it snappy. Keep it succinct. Otherwise I won't even have to try.

I really just don't have the time to write shorter messages. It looks like you stick to the 3 line maximum for your posts. I usually get the gist in the first line so it seems like you could be going overboard.

I'm seeing her this weekend. I'll ask her if she remembers a short lived but passionate affair with a goat-raping sociopathic 8 year old rainman 30-odd years ago. I'm pretty sure from the look on her face I'll be able to tell if the dirty slut has something to hide.

Your mum is a good woman. It's just a pity that you got caught in the goat-cum crossfire.

We moved on from goats well before Squeamous's time. Also, you are serious underestimating the difficulty of making a goat cum... enough so much to even have a crossfire event. Maybe you have mastered the art of pleasuring goats, but I just can't obtain that level of goaterotica.