There is something I don't understand about the serial killer Ted Bundy

[Snee]

At least he's not a smarmy twat, like. Could be worse is all I'm saying.

Seems smarmy and seems like a twat to me. Did your radar get raped or something?

Pompous twit, more like, smarmy twats are in a different league, like.

[chalice]

Sure chavis, give it a go. Just don't rest on your laurels and try to make them do the heavy lifting. But my delicate soul will request you to refrain from hurting my psyche with such great comebacks as:

Queer.

You are all cawk spanners to the max.

That is all.

Some people are just nosey cunts.

If it is, your head is a hollowed out coconut fit only for the depositing of pig spunk.

If it's not, then your head is a scooped-out pineapple doubling as a repository for porcine semen.

Either way you're still a fruity porker cum bucket.

We'll soon be soon dead cunts soon to the max, like.

Cawk.

Cawk. Cawk. Cawk.

None of your fucking business, spastic.

Why are you a virgin?

Oooh. Please don't punish any more, master.

Twat.

Looks like I've got me a live one. If I had a box of lucky stars, I'd be thanking them.

Now now, context is everything. I know where I've been. What's your point? Every post was justified as far as I'm concerned. I'm disappointed you didn't cherry-pick something better. I have quite a range, you know.

I've been doing this for quite a while. You'll get bored before I do. I've lost count of the hoards I've hounded from this lounge. Literally thousands. I can only work with the putty at hand. It's horses for courses. I know already not to take the same approach with yourself. It's a mutate and survive kinda thing.

Now that I've got me an alligator to wrassle, you'll see a marked difference.

Did I say alligator? I meant spastic.

[brotherdoobie]

There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
Yeah, I am the ultimate God!
Don't even think of looking with your naked eye, motherfucker.
SHUT UP!

- The Butthole Surfers

[chalice]

There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
Yeah, I am the ultimate God!
Don't even think of looking with your naked eye, motherfucker.
SHUT UP!

- The Butthole Surfers

Thanks for that, Doobs. Where have you been?

Can you see this person bullying me, Paul? It's wrong and it's unfair. What do you think I should do?

[megabyteme]

But if you stop playing with me, I could be very bored and might just enjoy myself in some other thread. It's not really fun if it's just me and chavis... unless we do like a terrets off or something

We'll have to see if you bring enough anything to the table to warrant both the interest of Chalice AND myself. In case you haven't notice, which you wouldn't, Chalice and I are the only ones who have even been semi-interested in toying with reading your drivel. I'll take a siesta, wake me when you decide to bring attempt some game.

Sorry to hear of your terrets. That must make it very hard to hold such a (false) view of yourself when you are unable to maintain control of yourself in public. Perhaps that's why you no longer "care" about the opinions of others. Way to build a pacifying wall- too bad it's not sound proof, eh?

So, bring some game- your dead mouse routine only attracts cats for so long. Until you scurry about a bit, there is barely enough for Chalice to chew on...

[mjmacky]

Looks like I've got me a live one. If I had a box of lucky stars, I'd be thanking them.

Now now, context is everything. I know where I've been. What's your point? Every post was justified as far as I'm concerned. I'm disappointed you didn't cherry-pick something better. I have quite a range, you know.

I've been doing this for quite a while. You'll get bored before I do. I've lost count of the hoards I've hounded from this lounge. Literally thousands. I can only work with the putty at hand. It's horses for courses. I know already not to take the same approach with yourself. It's a mutate and survive kinda thing.

Now that I've got me an alligator to wrassle, you'll see a marked difference.

Did I say alligator? I meant spastic.

Oh sorry that's check mate {throws his jacket over his shoulder as he turns and walks away with all eyes on him; taking with him that sense of awe, allowing them to float back down to reality as he disappears in the distance}
... is how I'd like to play it, but really I'm grinning nice and big

That was cherry picked for the purpose of taking it out of context silly.

[mjmacky]

So, bring some game- your dead mouse routine only attracts cats for so long. Until you scurry about a bit, there is barely enough for Chalice to chew on...

You don't own any cats do you? The foot under the throw rug, the moving string, they never get old. The live animals do get old really quick from the human side. My cat once brought a live bird in, and dropped it on my face while I was sleeping. You might ask, "how do you know that if you were sleeping?" Well it's because I suddenly woke up to a live bird smacking me around like Tina Turner, and that bastard yellow cat was giving it some room to just hunt it down again.

[chalice]

Looks like I've got me a live one. If I had a box of lucky stars, I'd be thanking them.

Now now, context is everything. I know where I've been. What's your point? Every post was justified as far as I'm concerned. I'm disappointed you didn't cherry-pick something better. I have quite a range, you know.

I've been doing this for quite a while. You'll get bored before I do. I've lost count of the hoards I've hounded from this lounge. Literally thousands. I can only work with the putty at hand. It's horses for courses. I know already not to take the same approach with yourself. It's a mutate and survive kinda thing.

Now that I've got me an alligator to wrassle, you'll see a marked difference.

Did I say alligator? I meant spastic.

Oh sorry that's check mate {throws his jacket over his shoulder as he turns and walks away with all eyes on him; taking with him that sense of awe, allowing them to float back down to reality as he disappears in the distance}
... is how I'd like to play it, but really I'm grinning nice and big

That was cherry picked for the purpose of taking it out of context silly.

Yeah, like you have a jacket, like.

[brotherdoobie]

I have been doing school stuff; however, it's two days into spring break, and I'm doing spring break stuff, which mostly consists of me watching porn and getting wopped.

He's a self important prick. I think you should step on his neck, see how well he handles it.

He can stay or piss off. I couldn't care less.


Peace, Paul

[chalice]

I have been doing school stuff; however, it's two days into spring break, and I'm doing spring break stuff, which mostly consists of me watching porn and getting wopped.

He's a self important prick. I think you should step on his neck, see how well he handles it.

He can stay or piss off. I couldn't care less.


Peace, Paul

Do you think it even has a neck? It lied about having a jacket earlier and I'm pretty sure it doesn't know that checkmate is just one word.