There is something I don't understand about the serial killer Ted Bundy

[chalice]

Nah, just you imagine that instead, queer.

My thoughts are currently of you, drunk on cheap Irish whiskey, having eaten potatoes and corned beef, while dressed as a leprechaun. Odds are, I'm at least 2 out of 3 on my guess...

That's a bit racist, don't you think?

I was merely waxing facetious at grammar.

Says more about you than it does about me, innit.

[megabyteme]

But I'm not wrong, am I? You didn't deny anything you drunk, hash eating, leprechaun, you.

[chalice]

You're wrong. I project a persona on this forum. Those who know me know this is quite a distance from the reality.

I hesitate to stereotype you, as you have done me, because I wouldn't know where to begin.

[megabyteme]

Taking the high road, now. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you.

[chalice]

I'm disappointed in you too.

Leprechaun? Really?

[megabyteme]

It was inspired by a Looney Toons marathon I've had running in the background. I stumbled across a very old Elmer Fudd cartoon where he spends a stormy night in a castle inhabited by two zany leprechauns. The drunk part is simply a given.

And, in defense of my slow-pitch, I've had two sick kids for the past month (different colds, different problems ultimately shared, nothing easy). I'm spent.

I surrender to your coma inducing comma comments. You win, good sir.

[chalice]

Queer.

[megabyteme]

If I'd known about the perils of having kids, I would have considered a cawk, or (preferably) a condom. Certainly life should be easier than this.

[chalice]

It was inspired by a Looney Toons marathon I've had running in the background. I stumbled across a very old Elmer Fudd cartoon where he spends a stormy night in a castle inhabited by two zany leprechauns. The drunk part is simply a given.

And, in defense of my slow-pitch, I've had two sick kids for the past month (different colds, different problems ultimately shared, nothing easy). I'm spent.

I surrender to your coma inducing comma comments. You win, good sir.

Never even approach apologising for anything, you monkey.

Here endeth. Twat.

[megabyteme]

Leprecunt.