There is something I don't understand about the serial killer Ted Bundy

[chalice]

[QUOTE=mjmacky;3567046]

I really just don't have the time to write shorter messages. It looks like you stick to the 3 line maximum for your posts. I usually get the gist in the first line so it seems like you could be going overboard.

I'm seeing her this weekend. I'll ask her if she remembers a short lived but passionate affair with a goat-raping sociopathic 8 year old rainman 30-odd years ago. I'm pretty sure from the look on her face I'll be able to tell if the dirty slut has something to hide.

Your mum is a good woman. It's just a pity that you got caught in the goat-cum crossfire.

We moved on from goats well before Squeamous's time. Also, you are serious underestimating the difficulty of making a goat cum... enough so much to even have a crossfire event. Maybe you have mastered the art of pleasuring goats, but I just can't obtain that level of goaterotica.

I'm really trying to like you, but you're not making it easy for me.

Do you ever get tired of being a dick?

[chalice]

You're really not good enough. Do step it up.

[megabyteme]

He came in and set the bar pretty high for himself, didn't he, Chalice? So far, outside of some solid comma use, I have yet to see what the hype was about.

Perhaps he's just an overly-analitical "genius" in his trailer park.

[chalice]

He came in and set the bar pretty high for himself, didn't he, Chalice? So far, outside of some solid comma use, I have yet to see what the hype was about.

Perhaps he's just an overly-analitical "genius" in his trailer park.

Quite. It came in all intelligent and ended up messing itself all over the place.

I have that effect on most retards.

[mjmacky]

Do you ever get tired of being a dick?

I see now where you misunderstand me. I love being a dick, but I also like being an asshole. Of course you could acknowledge me as both, and tell me to go fuck myself. I may be a very intelligent person in my real life, but on the internet it's much more fun to be a pompous asshole. It is with this context I should be perceived, else you're watching a 3D movie with the specially designed glasses off (but that's only if you're really seeking the entertainment value out of this production). Also, the only person I really aim to entertain here is myself, so I can't really take requests at the moment.

Quite. It came in all intelligent and ended up messing itself all over the place.

I have that effect on most retards.

Which would mean to say you have almost no effect on retards?

[chalice]

Yeah, nobody is reading your wank, troll.

[mjmacky]

He came in and set the bar pretty high for himself, didn't he, Chalice? So far, outside of some solid comma use, I have yet to see what the hype was about.

Perhaps he's just an overly-analitical "genius" in his trailer park.

In reality I've set the bar pretty low for myself, whilst I end up disappointed. It just looks high from your angle. I did come from a poor background though. I used to live one neighborhood over from a trailer park, but my childhood was mostly spent in the ghetto.

Yeah, nobody is reading your wank, troll.

Oh yeah sorry, didn't realize it went to 4 lines. I forget you don't appreciate the longer winded wording. I really cannot remember to keep your interests in mind when I post

[chalice]

In reality I've set the bar pretty low for myself, whilst I end up disappointed. It just looks high from your angle. I did come from a poor background though. I used to live one neighborhood over from a trailer park, but my childhood was mostly spent in the ghetto.

Yeah, nobody is reading your wank, troll.

Oh yeah sorry, didn't realize it went to 4 lines. I forget you don't appreciate the longer winded wording. I really cannot remember to keep your interests in mind when I post

Again, you're not doing it right. You may've posted on multiple boards and been fantastic, but you're not going to win here. This is a fact.

[megabyteme]

In reality I've set the bar pretty low for myself, whilst I end up disappointed. It just looks high from your angle. I did come from a poor background though. I used to live one neighborhood over from a trailer park, but my childhood was mostly spent in the ghetto.

I was only basing that bar on your own introduction. Watching you trip over it has been a delight so far, BTW. Have we seen you "perform" in any of the viral "fail" videos going around? It's always a pleasure to see guys claim to be able to jump over a building, only to crash into the lower 3 feet of it at high speed. It would be nice to see some of your video to match your text.

If you intend to come here with pomp, it is a general faux pas to not live up to it. Claims of greatness without evidence is just another online pretender. So far, you are looking like a 6-year old wearing one of those $4 Halloween costumes. You know, the ones that go up in flames when exposed to a spark...

[Snee]

In reality I've set the bar pretty low for myself, whilst I end up disappointed. It just looks high from your angle. I did come from a poor background though. I used to live one neighborhood over from a trailer park, but my childhood was mostly spent in the ghetto.


Oh yeah sorry, didn't realize it went to 4 lines. I forget you don't appreciate the longer winded wording. I really cannot remember to keep your interests in mind when I post

Again, you're not doing it right. You may've posted on multiple boards and been fantastic, but you're not going to win here. This is a fact.

At least he's not a smarmy twat, like. Could be worse is all I'm saying.