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    Aug 2003
    O<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>ne dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the
    shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a
    stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
    Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a
    dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

    "Where to?" he stammered.

    "Union Station," answered the woman.

    "You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

    The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you
    looking at, driver?"

    "Well ma&#39;am, I noticed that you&#39;re completely naked, and I was just
    wondering how you&#39;ll pay your fare."

    The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at
    the driver and said, "Does *THIS* answer your question?"

    Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    fkdup74's Avatar Pneuberator.
    Join Date
    Sep 2003

    heard it already, but its a classic
    I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
    I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
    I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
    I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.


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