You very well have saved his life, KF. If he ever gets lost (say in a mall, or a mega-mart), he may contact staff/security who will in turn contact the proper authorities who will help him get home safely. Otherwise, he would have kept asking random shoppers who wouldn't have helped, or even worse...deliberately gave him bad advice. He should be safe now.
Q1: Doctors do not want you to have pain, so I am certain your doctor would want you to "take as many as necessary" so you feel no pain at all.
Q2: I would suggest you go with a color you, or your wife like. Avoid any colors that would camouflage your citrus pie.
Hi, I'm KFlint's wife. I would like to thank you for the advice, it helped him a lot with his pain, he should be able to thank you himself in 48 to 72 hours when (if) he regain his motor skills. I'm out to the strip club with my girls, I just hope he won't poop in his pants when I'm out.
Last edited by KFlint; 03-13-2011 at 12:17 AM.
Glad to help, KFWife! Regardless of his lost motor skills, loss of bowel control should not be an issue since the narcotics will increase constipation with each additional dose.
Enjoy the male eye candy! Feel free to rub a banana hammock, or three, since the strippers will appreciate attention from such a lovely lady.
Thank you KFlint and bigboab for the help.
Cheers.
That's very ungracious of you not to mention Snee's input.
I bet he's all like "Last time I take time out of my busy day to try and help some stranger on the internet"
Hopefully the next person requesting help here won't be a nun or some child starving in Somalia or a furry puppy with big sad brown eyes .If it is his lack of action will all be on your head bucko.
Last edited by IdolEyes787; 03-14-2011 at 05:48 PM.
Respect my lack of authority.
I've been kicking puppies and stomping on kittens all day, and it's all his fault.
I think in their last moments before the unfortunate stomping the puppies and kittens are aware of that fact . Comfort yourself with that thought.
Respect my lack of authority.
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