VIP? Yeah, I heard about it...

[anon]

But you have developed a bit of a standard for yourself (I guess over time), and the people seem to be demanding a change to meet it. They are your minions, you must decide what is best for them.

Unrealistic expectations. I'm just a human being

On a sidenote, there are places I guess where I haven't changed my avatar in years, so there may be some truth to that.

[mjmacky]

I'm just a human being

YOU LIE! Oh sorry, was that an inappropriate outburst?
Robots are always trying to trick us. It's adorable anon that you think you're people.

[anon]

What did I do wrong? Tell me so that I can update my neural network knowledge database learn from my mistake.

[mjmacky]

What did I do wrong? Tell me so that I can update my neural network knowledge database learn from my mistake.

Well if someone assumes you are a robot, making a claim of humanity is very suspicious.
It's like when she asks me if it will hurt her a lot, and I try to exclaim, "No you make it sound like it's uncomfortable, it's just normal-sized. Some people just exaggerate." Then immediately she understands that I don't WANT to hurt her with my monster cock, but I'm obviously lying when I try to underplay its size.

It can be surprising how insightful 3rd graders are sometimes.

[anon]

Well if someone assumes you are a robot, making a claim of humanity is very suspicious.
It's like when she asks me if it will hurt her a lot, and I try to exclaim, "No you make it sound like it's uncomfortable, it's just normal-sized. Some people just exaggerate." Then immediately she understands that I don't WANT to hurt her with my monster cock, but I'm obviously lying when I try to underplay its size.

Don't be truthful about monster cock size. Note stored.

[mjmacky]

Don't be truthful about monster cock size. Note stored.

Words of wisdom from Jonah Falcon