Your Ad Here Your Ad Here
Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Fireman Joke

  1. #1
    MusicChick's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Age
    38
    Posts
    274
    A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife "you know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

    BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.

    BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.

    BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

    From now on

    when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.

    When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.

    And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."

    The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!"

    His wife promptly took all her clothes off.

    Then he yelled "BELL 2!" and his wife jumped into bed.

    When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love.

    After a few minutes his wife yelled "BELL 4!"

    "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.

    "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she yelled, "you're NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    fkdup74's Avatar Pneuberator.
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    3,616
    I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
    I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
    I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
    I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Poster
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Here
    Posts
    528
    LOL

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Poster
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    25
    i hadn't heard that for a long time what a classic

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    Autumn Fox's Avatar n00b
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    On the Throne of Hopeless
    Age
    32
    Posts
    823
    Light my fire, baby

  6. Funny S**t   -   #6
    LOL
    <span style='color:blue'><span style='font-family:Arial'>Msi ms-6330
    Amd Athlon at 1ghz
    896mb Ram pc-133
    Seagate 80gb 7,200 rpm
    Nvidia Geforce MX 420
    21 inch screen
    MSI 52X32X52 CD-RW (cr52-m)
    SoundBlaster 5.1 mp3+
    Creative Labs 5.1 Speakers
    Xp Pro Sp1</span></span>

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •