Oh my God, that is a real abuse of position, you poor thing!! I wouldn't use a number unless someone gave it to me in person. She should really have known better
I cannot tell a lie, I am that 'friend'. Although I took artistic licence with the truth a little for comedy purposes.
It was his cock not his finger.
No, no, I'm still joking, srsly!!
Or am I?
It just it all depends on what the finger smelled like afterwards...
Last edited by Frankthetank1; 04-15-2011 at 11:13 PM. Reason: spelling
“Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.”
DO NOT RANDOMLY PM ME ASKING FOR INVITES!
Leaving him and killing him are two different things. Maybe she was asked to dress up as gollum for cosplay?
Ellipses go here.
Nah, it can't be that, that would just be dressing in a loin cloth and the make up of a goth. He probably asked her to put on a beard and carry an axe and things got out of hand.
I've gone all geeky now, glad I didn't say anything about her just having shaved her feet, so frodo wasn't an option.
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