Need a man's viewpoint

[Something Else]

A friend of mine has recently found herself dating again, and wants to know.... what is most likely to put a man off: allowing him to put his finger up her bum on the first date, or joking that she's been busy burying the corpse of her ex? Only she's done both and suddenly the texts have dried up......or maybe his phone is broken?
This is in the strictest confidence btw.....

If the finger had been the other way around, would your texts have dried up.

[Proper Bo]

A friend of mine has recently found herself dating again, and wants to know.... what is most likely to put a man off: allowing him to put his finger up her bum on the first date, or joking that she's been busy burying the corpse of her ex? Only she's done both and suddenly the texts have dried up......or maybe his phone is broken?
This is in the strictest confidence btw.....

If the finger had been the other way around, would your texts have dried up.

what, knuckle first?

[Squeamous]

It's impossible to tell, you did once say your other half collected lord of the rings figures or something like that, so it was really just a matter of time before you left him. But you do seem a bit geeky as well, so you might be into that sort of thing.

I was just about to protest but then I saw my scale model of the USS Enterprise out of the corner of my eye and decided against it

If the finger had been the other way around, would your texts have dried up.

Of course not. That's the difference between men and women though. A woman will think 'yeah he really enjoyed himself, I am a sex Goddess...YEAH!' a man will think 'she probably enjoys herself like that with EVERYONE', and that will dent his fragile ego.

[zot]

It's been my experience that online "females" with a proclivity to broach the subject of sodomy often turn out to be homosexual males.

[Squeamous]

[j2k4]

A friend of mine has recently found herself dating again, and wants to know.... what is most likely to put a man off: allowing him to put his finger up her bum on the first date, or joking that she's been busy burying the corpse of her ex? Only she's done both and suddenly the texts have dried up......or maybe his phone is broken?
This is in the strictest confidence btw.....

Maybe he used one of his texting thumbs on you, then fell in love to the extent he desires the thumb to remain forever unsullied by soap and water...but doesn't want to bugger-up his phone?

Perhaps you could text him to stretch a prophylactic device over his phone so as to text safely.

[Something Else]

I was just about to protest but then I saw my scale model of the USS Enterprise out of the corner of my eye and decided against it

If the finger had been the other way around, would your texts have dried up.

Of course not. That's the difference between men and women though. A woman will think 'yeah he really enjoyed himself, I am a sex Goddess...YEAH!' a man will think 'she probably enjoys herself like that with EVERYONE', and that will dent his fragile ego.

You've turned me in to Someone Else.

[Squeamous]

Maybe he used one of his texting thumbs on you, then fell in love to the extent he desires the thumb to remain forever unsullied by soap and water...but doesn't want to bugger-up his phone?

Perhaps you could text him to stretch a prophylactic device over his phone so as to text safely.

Don't be silly, if I text him he'll think I'm obsessed with his phone, possibly wanting babies or marriage with it, which I totally don't! Not right away anyway.

[Squeamous]

You've turned me in to Someone Else.

Oops, sorry! x

[PeculiarSatyr]

Some guys might be turned off by the burying X statement...I don't really see any big issues with the finger up the bum though.