Need a man's viewpoint

[duarte]

I meant as a medical solution.. not a sex toy! thou I can see where I may have implied otherwise

[Biggles]

i met this burd in a wetherspoons once up north, told her to come down south for a dirty weekend. she got through the front door, put her bags down and started undressing right away in my hallway. got her in the bedroom and started fucking her from behind and she said to slip a finger up her bumhole, i of course did. this was all very well except it was at the hight of swine flu in the uk and i had gotten it the day before (unknowingly). so i was there on my knees banging away whilst having one finger inside her rectum thinking i don't really want to be doing this and was starting to flop out, then i stopped, lept out of her and ran to the bathroom and threw up. i saw her one other time after that.


hope this helps.

Over the years there have been times when I felt a mild pang of jealousy at some of Mulder's sexploits - and there are times like this when I think "not for all the tea in China".

[Biggles]

You want to test a man with a Rectal Prolapse? The imaginery alone has evoked symphathy and wincing...ewwww I'm so sorry/barf

An elegant solution? http://www.extremerestraints.com/biz...-plug_440.html

No offence, but we only just met. I only do bunny tail butt plugs on the second or maybe third date.

They do bunny tail butt plugs these days?

Damn these furry freaks have got a lot answer for.

[Squeamous]

Biggles!!! Hello!

[brotherdoobie]

i met this burd in a wetherspoons once up north, told her to come down south for a dirty weekend. she got through the front door, put her bags down and started undressing right away in my hallway. got her in the bedroom and started fucking her from behind and she said to slip a finger up her bumhole, i of course did. this was all very well except it was at the hight of swine flu in the uk and i had gotten it the day before (unknowingly). so i was there on my knees banging away whilst having one finger inside her rectum thinking i don't really want to be doing this and was starting to flop out, then i stopped, lept out of her and ran to the bathroom and threw up. i saw her one other time after that.


hope this helps.

Over the years there have been times when I felt a mild pang of jealousy at some of Mulder's sexploits - and there are times like this when I think "not for all the v.d. in China".

Agreed.



-doobs

[Biggles]

Biggles!!! Hello!

Hey there madamship you still gunning for naughtiest scientist of the year award? This thread is a winner I'm thinking.

[Mr. Mulder]

i met this burd in a wetherspoons once up north, told her to come down south for a dirty weekend. she got through the front door, put her bags down and started undressing right away in my hallway. got her in the bedroom and started fucking her from behind and she said to slip a finger up her bumhole, i of course did. this was all very well except it was at the hight of swine flu in the uk and i had gotten it the day before (unknowingly). so i was there on my knees banging away whilst having one finger inside her rectum thinking i don't really want to be doing this and was starting to flop out, then i stopped, lept out of her and ran to the bathroom and threw up. i saw her one other time after that.


hope this helps.

Over the years there have been times when I felt a mild pang of jealousy at some of Mulder's sexploits - and there are times like this when I think "not for all the tea in China".

i've been staring down the same vagina for the past year almost, i regret that. i'd even settle for swine-flu rectum right now as a brake from the norm.

[Squeamous]

Hey there madamship you still gunning for naughtiest scientist of the year award? This thread is a winner I'm thinking.

Heh heh, fanx, it's turned out nicely I think!
I've actually won that award 5 years in a row though. Where's the challenge? I feel like I need to find a new direction

i've been staring down the same vagina for the past year almost, i regret that. i'd even settle for swine-flu rectum right now as a brake from the norm.

Have you thought of spicing things up with a little roleplay? For instance, you could pretend you're a 70's porn star pretending to be a 70's washing machine mechanic, and your lady friend could furnish her downstairs patio area with some unkempt shrubbery and some cheap pink nylon. If you need any further suggestions please don't hesitate to ask x