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    i met this burd in a wetherspoons once up north, told her to come down south for a dirty weekend. she got through the front door, put her bags down and started undressing right away in my hallway. got her in the bedroom and started fucking her from behind and she said to slip a finger up her bumhole, i of course did. this was all very well except it was at the hight of swine flu in the uk and i had gotten it the day before (unknowingly). so i was there on my knees banging away whilst having one finger inside her rectum thinking i don't really want to be doing this and was starting to flop out, then i stopped, lept out of her and ran to the bathroom and threw up. i saw her one other time after that.


    hope this helps.

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    You've turned me in to Someone Else.
    Oops, sorry! x


    It's nice to see your posts again. Young lady. Are you still a scientist, or is my memory inventing the fact that you ever were.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    i met this burd in a wetherspoons once up north, told her to come down south for a dirty weekend. she got through the front door, put her bags down and started undressing right away in my hallway. got her in the bedroom and started fucking her from behind and she said to slip a finger up her bumhole, i of course did. this was all very well except it was at the hight of swine flu in the uk and i had gotten it the day before (unknowingly). so i was there on my knees banging away whilst having one finger inside her rectum thinking i don't really want to be doing this and was starting to flop out, then i stopped, lept out of her and ran to the bathroom and threw up. i saw her one other time after that.


    hope this helps.

    I dread to think what you did the second time to put her off. If she was cool with what happened the first time, it must have been worse. Logic dictates that.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post


    It's nice to see your posts again. Young lady. Are you still a scientist, or is my memory inventing the fact that you ever were.
    I've let you be you this time....but don't get too used to it x
    Yes, still a scientist - can't imagine ever being anything else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    i met this burd in a wetherspoons once up north, told her to come down south for a dirty weekend. she got through the front door, put her bags down and started undressing right away in my hallway. got her in the bedroom and started fucking her from behind and she said to slip a finger up her bumhole, i of course did. this was all very well except it was at the hight of swine flu in the uk and i had gotten it the day before (unknowingly). so i was there on my knees banging away whilst having one finger inside her rectum thinking i don't really want to be doing this and was starting to flop out, then i stopped, lept out of her and ran to the bathroom and threw up. i saw her one other time after that.


    hope this helps.
    Not really, I hate Wetherspoons.

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    Knew a girl once that needed to use 2 tampons.. 1 for Pink..1 for Brown

    The horrible reality of Prolapse... and that started with just a finger..

    Another mate had a similar situation to Mr Mulder...and He's marrying her next year

    Polar Opposites I know, but I think your friend Squeamous.. Got off lightly =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by duarte View Post
    Knew a girl once that needed to use 2 tampons.. 1 for Pink..1 for Brown

    The horrible reality of Prolapse... and that started with just a finger..

    Another mate had a similar situation to Mr Mulder...and He's marrying her next year

    Polar Opposites I know, but I think your friend Squeamous.. Got off lightly =)
    Ah yes, the finger is definitely a gateway drug to anal gang banging and full rectal prolapse.

    I rather think this is a good way to test a man: weed out the hypocrites and chauvanists before you get attached to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by duarte View Post
    Knew a girl once that needed to use 2 tampons.. 1 for Pink..1 for Brown

    The horrible reality of Prolapse... and that started with just a finger..

    Another mate had a similar situation to Mr Mulder...and He's marrying her next year

    Polar Opposites I know, but I think your friend Squeamous.. Got off lightly =)
    Ah yes, the finger is definitely a gateway drug to anal gang banging and full rectal prolapse.

    I rather think this is a good way to test a man: weed out the hypocrites and chauvanists before you get attached to them.
    You want to test a man with a Rectal Prolapse? The imaginery alone has evoked symphathy and wincing...ewwww I'm so sorry/barf

    An elegant solution? http://www.extremerestraints.com/biz...-plug_440.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by duarte View Post
    You want to test a man with a Rectal Prolapse? The imaginery alone has evoked symphathy and wincing...ewwww I'm so sorry/barf

    An elegant solution? http://www.extremerestraints.com/biz...-plug_440.html
    No offence, but we only just met. I only do bunny tail butt plugs on the second or maybe third date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by duarte View Post
    You want to test a man with a Rectal Prolapse? The imaginery alone has evoked symphathy and wincing...ewwww I'm so sorry/barf

    An elegant solution? http://www.extremerestraints.com/biz...-plug_440.html
    No offence, but we only just met. I only do bunny tail butt plugs on the second or maybe third date.
    Prude.
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