An art

[mjmacky]

I lol'd at the end, because what are the chances he wasn't a pedo... slim very slim.

[100%]

Love the raw style, the "like" local language, the extended dog explanation and the confusion of what type of warning this really is.
So short and strong.
Thanks

[j2k4]

SGG - board prodigal, eh?

Les-

Squeamous has us pegged as Oscar (me, as I recall) and Felix (you), and she imagines us as too gentlemanly to muster overt chauvinism in the presence of a burd-with-a-brain like herself.

I am, of course, married, and so did not disabuse her of her mis-perception; I expect you may have other ideas.

Besides, you can get to her more quickly than I could; report soonest, eh?

[Biggles]

SGG - board prodigal, eh?

Les-

Squeamous has us pegged as Oscar (me, as I recall) and Felix (you), and she imagines us as too gentlemanly to muster overt chauvinism in the presence of a burd-with-a-brain like herself.

I am, of course, married, and so did not disabuse her of her mis-perception; I expect you may have other ideas.

Besides, you can get to her more quickly than I could; report soonest, eh?

She has prolly invented a dimensional transporter so she can escape the indignant and righteous wrath of the slighted older generation. That is just the sort of thing impertinent madams with brains do!

Is that something that needs tidied? brb

[j2k4]

Is that something that needs tidied? brb

Not sure; best check it out, just to be safe.

[Biggles]

Is that something that needs tidied? brb

Not sure; best check it out, just to be safe.

How can I not?

[j2k4]

Not sure; best check it out, just to be safe.

How can I not?

Not what?

Check it out, or not be safe?

You're not thinking about the recent car-pranging, are you?

The one everyone's been talking about?

[Biggles]

How can I not?

Not what?

Check it out, or not be safe?

You're not thinking about the recent car-pranging, are you?

The one everyone's been talking about?

I can tell people are talking about it as I walk down the street. The moment I go close they are talking about something else which goes to prove it......I think.....at least that is what David Icke said

[j2k4]

Not what?

Check it out, or not be safe?

You're not thinking about the recent car-pranging, are you?

The one everyone's been talking about?

I can tell people are talking about it as I walk down the street. The moment I go close they are talking about something else which goes to prove it......I think.....at least that is what David Icke said

I've been feeling that for the past 20 years, just because of the woman I was married to when I came to this burg.

I'm way past caring - best just to enjoy being practically doddering.

Did I tell you I recently drove my car down a narrow road at a highly (really - highly) illegal rate of speed?

Made me feel like I was still in my forties.