Pranged my car. Police (very nicely to be fair) said it was my fault. I'm old and have a lot of insurance but my pride is sorely wounded although not as wounded as my front wheel and steering.
Moral of the tale - if someone is hassling you because you are in the wrong lane and you end up on a road you don't want to be on, don't try and change direction because they will choose that moment to overtake you.
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