Southern One Liners

**MusicChick** · 11-10-2003, 07:28 AM

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
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Why do drivers education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."

**bub** · 11-10-2003, 07:35 AM

my wifes from the south and that is some funny shit

**Supernatural** · 11-10-2003, 05:12 PM

The driver's ed bit was funny.

**3rd gen noob** · 11-10-2003, 05:53 PM

"i sleep with my cousin"

oh, wait, that's not a joke...

**Kunal** · 11-10-2003, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@10 November 2003 - 17:53
"i sleep with my cousin"

oh, wait, that's not a joke...

that sounds really wrong and twisted

**boxofslavery** · 11-10-2003, 06:54 PM

Man, how true how true.
The saying "it's funny because it's true" never applied more than right now.
The south sucks.
My plan? Take one of those giant tractor chainsaws used to cut up roads, cut out Alabama (including that crappy part of Florida that should be Alabama) and push it into the ocean.

**HeavyMetalParkingLot** · 11-10-2003, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by boxofslavery@10 November 2003 - 18:54
Man, how true how true.
The saying "it's funny because it's true" never applied more than right now.
The south sucks.
My plan? Take one of those giant tractor chainsaws used to cut up roads, cut out Alabama (including that crappy part of Florida that should be Alabama) and push it into the ocean.

kinda FUNNY when i see your name and then see you say the south sucks..........

**3rd gen noob** · 11-10-2003, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Kunal+10 November 2003 - 18:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Kunal @ 10 November 2003 - 18:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@10 November 2003 - 17:53
"i sleep with my cousin"

oh, wait, that's not a joke...

that sounds really wrong and twisted [/b][/quote]
i did say it wasn't a joke...

people can marry their cousins in some states though...so it's the truth