Caption this using Starbuck(s) as many times as is coherently possible

[mjmacky]

I really did love this pic, she's still looking cute as hell. He's not doing too bad himself, truly living up to the Faceman. My supposed gayness aside, I've been trying to figure out a way to repeat Starbuck or Starbucks as many times as possible in one coherent sentence. I didn't come up with anything satisfying, would like to see others have a go.

[mjmacky]

I'm currently at:
When I see these Starbucks having Starbucks at a Starbucks, I think about how having these stars buck could yield a fine new Starbuck.

I don't know, kinda bleh.

[IdolEyes787]

I think the photographer is using cigars in the pictures as metaphor for Abybeats gayness.

Starbucks.