Open letter to those in charge .

[megabyteme]

I guess not all of us need to maintain personal lives, since he must have been doing this for well over a year. Seems a bit of effort to keep up with no real tangible reward. Wouldn't it just be easier to take out your frustrations through mass murder?

I hear murder/suicide is a stress reliever. Maybe he should start there...

[mjmacky]

I hear murder/suicide is a stress reliever. Maybe he should start there...

I was thinking it could be very fulfilling. I want to try it myself someday, it's just this procrastination bug I have

[Disme]

J-Dye used to be a happy little camper and lounge lizard posting largely here, but someone must have peed in his cornflakes or something similar ( I personally blame Chavis) because he lost the plot and spam bombed the lounge, even creating multiple identities to carry on the tirade. It has been the most longwinded and yet somehow pointless tantrum I have ever witnessed.

WTF ... I mean ... finally ... glad to see you not going down in an earthquake or a flood or something like that

[Artemis]

WTF ... I mean ... finally ... glad to see you not going down in an earthquake or a flood or something like that

Mmmmmm...... yes it has been somewhat apocalyptic in my neck of the woods of late, there are however TWO islands where I hang out & I reside on the one not currently shaking violently.

[chalice]

J-Dye used to be a happy little camper and lounge lizard posting largely here, but someone must have peed in his cornflakes or something similar ( I personally blame Chavis) because he lost the plot and spam bombed the lounge, even creating multiple identities to carry on the tirade. It has been the most longwinded and yet somehow pointless tantrum I have ever witnessed.

I'm not having that, Art. No sirree. I am responsible for many atrocities, but peeing in J-Dye's cornflakes or anything remotely similar is certainly not one of them.

I believe he had three accounts for a time which I thoroughly tolerated. They were, I believe, J-Dye, Fatbob and anonimuse or some such wank. Each utterly forgettable and pigeon incomprehensible.

I was vaguely aware of some sort of ineffectual contretemps with the staff, but I'm far too important to follow the exploits of uppity spastics to completely clue you in on the specifics.

[Snee]

I used to think he was a mahoossive twat before it became cool, so I harshed him a bit too. But I know it wasn't me wot broke him either.

AllenS thought he was wicked cool. And, I mean, AllenS approving. That is what I call probable cause.

[chalice]

Also, if vampires were real and there was a zombie epidemic, who would win, the zombies or the vampires?

If a zombie is basically brain dead and a vampire bites him, does he get smart all of a sudden? What's the point of being a zombie fucking vampire if you can't even appreciate good music.

Might be, though, that vampires are actually immune to the zombie virus, innit. Just like them sneaky cunts. Gotta watch them vampires.

However, if there was only zombies and vampires left, would the vampires run out of blood cos zombie blood tastes like wank balls? And would the zombie starve them blood-suckers out to the max?

Gotta watch them zombie bastards.

[Snee]

Both vampires and werewolves would starve. So Jesus.

[chalice]

Them stupid ass werewolves are only good about 13 nights a year. The rest of the time they're fucking fodder.

Don't even talk to me about werewolves, like.

[megabyteme]

A proper vampire wears a cape, lives in an old mysterious castle, and is drawn to the blood of the living. Definitely management material if I've ever seen it.

Zombies are you run-of-the-mill working stiff. Mindless masses that show up, have nothing valuable to say, and would just as soon suck your brains out than actually do anything. We've seen plenty of those, haven't we?

As said, werewolves are pets that need to be let out occasionally to "do their business". Woof. Also susceptible to fleas.


There you have it. Vampires win, however, even with their strengths- they still have to put up with a bunch of mindlessness and shit.