I have just realized...

[Barbarossa]

I forgot my 9th anniversary

[Something Else]

I forgot my 9th anniversary

Happy birthday young man!

Coincidentally, me and Mrs.Something Else forgot ours. It was our ninth too.

[KFlint]

Coincidentally, me and Mrs.Something Else forgot ours. It was our ninth too.

A woman forgetting an anniversary?

Isn't that their job to remember it?

[Something Else]

I thought that their role in the whole anniversary thing was to hold it against you when you forgot.

I used to be a panto' horse, but I quit while I was ahead.

:drumroll:

[j2k4]

I forgot my 9th anniversary

Happy ninth, Barbie!

[Squeamous]

I aim for quantity and get quality instead - the harder I try, the worse it gets - I'm at the end of my string with all of this.

j2k4, whats the weather like in your place atm?

Weather is alternately hot (90F) and muggy, then cool (52F) and 30 mph winds, back-and-forth inside of an hour.

More variety than Public Broadcasting, for sure.

Will you please hurry the fuck up and get to 15000 posts already. If you need any help here are a some hints.
Take your brain out of equation.
Stop trying to be interesting.The people you are playing to aren't interesting are they?
The weather is always a good topic for discussion unless you are from LA.
Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful.See I'm doing it here so plus one.
When in doubt use profanity.

1. Don't rush me, or I'll ride this sucker into my 11th year here, damn you.

2. Take your own brain out - I can't think without mine.

3. I'm not here because I'm interested in anything.

Are you?

4. I am, in fact, posting from LA.

A Pure-D fact.

5. You see, of course, that I've packed all of you into one post, yet you would question my motives - you, sir, are a cad.

6. I am never in fucking doubt.

......Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful.See I'm doing it here so plus one.
When in doubt use profanity.

Fuck thats a great idea! why didn't I think of that ?

And now you have.

Go forth and froth, won't you.

Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful

I make a habit out of this one myself, even when the thread has nothing to do with me or I cannot really contribute. I usually just find a way to talk about myself.

That's how it started with IdolEyes, too.

He's now a franchise.

Irony I like it.

I like licking navels because you wont get mononucleosis.

The only time I had mono, it was because I had the lack of foresight to lick a navel.

It happened in high school...

You could have posted all those separately and reached your target quicker. You just didn't think did you?

[j2k4]

I aim for quantity and get quality instead - the harder I try, the worse it gets - I'm at the end of my string with all of this.



Weather is alternately hot (90F) and muggy, then cool (52F) and 30 mph winds, back-and-forth inside of an hour.

More variety than Public Broadcasting, for sure.

Will you please hurry the fuck up and get to 15000 posts already. If you need any help here are a some hints.
Take your brain out of equation.
Stop trying to be interesting.The people you are playing to aren't interesting are they?
The weather is always a good topic for discussion unless you are from LA.
Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful.See I'm doing it here so plus one.
When in doubt use profanity.

1. Don't rush me, or I'll ride this sucker into my 11th year here, damn you.

2. Take your own brain out - I can't think without mine.

3. I'm not here because I'm interested in anything.

Are you?

4. I am, in fact, posting from LA.

A Pure-D fact.

5. You see, of course, that I've packed all of you into one post, yet you would question my motives - you, sir, are a cad.

6. I am never in fucking doubt.

......Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful.See I'm doing it here so plus one.
When in doubt use profanity.

Fuck thats a great idea! why didn't I think of that ?

And now you have.

Go forth and froth, won't you.

Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful

I make a habit out of this one myself, even when the thread has nothing to do with me or I cannot really contribute. I usually just find a way to talk about myself.

That's how it started with IdolEyes, too.

He's now a franchise.

Irony I like it.

I like licking navels because you wont get mononucleosis.

The only time I had mono, it was because I had the lack of foresight to lick a navel.

It happened in high school...

You could have posted all those separately and reached your target quicker. You just didn't think did you?

To the contrary, I wished to linger for just a bit...a bit of reclamation, perhaps.

Reeled you in, at any rate.

Maybe you'll sprout your first gray hair on the occasion of my 20,000th post.

[Squeamous]

To the contrary, I wished to linger for just a bit...a bit of reclamation, perhaps.

Reeled you in, at any rate.

Maybe you'll sprout your first gray hair on the occasion of my 20,000th post.

Tantric posting


I'm not going to have any grey hairs. I am going to go from blonde to platinum white the moment it happens - none of this indecisive ageing for me thank you.

[j2k4]

To the contrary, I wished to linger for just a bit...a bit of reclamation, perhaps.

Reeled you in, at any rate.

Maybe you'll sprout your first gray hair on the occasion of my 20,000th post.

Tantric posting


I'm not going to have any grey hairs. I am going to go from blonde to platinum white the moment it happens - none of this indecisive ageing for me thank you.

If anyone can do it, my money's on you.

Now we just have to work out the timing...

[Squeamous]

Tantric posting


I'm not going to have any grey hairs. I am going to go from blonde to platinum white the moment it happens - none of this indecisive ageing for me thank you.

If anyone can do it, my money's on you.

Now we just have to work out the timing...

You could try frightening me with your 20,000th post?