I have just realized...

[j2k4]

If anyone can do it, my money's on you.

Now we just have to work out the timing...

You could try frightening me with your 20,000th post?

And undo your blonde-to-platinum strategy?

What do you take me for, Madame?

[Squeamous]

You could try frightening me with your 20,000th post?

And undo your blonde-to-platinum strategy?

What do you take me for, Madame?

I just had a horrible thought! You will probably be dead by the time I get my first grey hair!

[j2k4]

And undo your blonde-to-platinum strategy?

What do you take me for, Madame?

I just had a horrible thought! You will probably be dead by the time I get my first grey hair!

[Squeamous]

I just had a horrible thought! You will probably be dead by the time I get my first grey hair!