Hoi Chalice

[kallieb]

Another self-flagellation hijack.. jazus mbm you must be catholic. All that guilt and sin and such. I suggest the best remedy to fix all the wretchedness you're feeling is just swat yourself a few times with a cat-o-nine, whilst kneeling on a cold stone floor with blaring bee gees music echoing off the crypt walls. It should help, I would think. At least it can't make things worse, possibly.

[chalice]

Wait, what's wrong, who's trust has been broken?

Also, get your fucking possessives and conjunctives in order, you monkey.

[chalice]

Another self-flagellation hijack.. jazus mbm you must be catholic. All that guilt and sin and such. I suggest the best remedy to fix all the wretchedness you're feeling is just swat yourself a few times with a cat-o-nine, whilst kneeling on a cold stone floor with blaring bee gees music echoing off the crypt walls. It should help, I would think. At least it can't make things worse, possibly.

When will it stop, Kaillie? Can you tell them to stop?

All my life, like. Bullies invented the internets as a direct conduit to my abuse. God help me, Kaillie. When will it stop?

[kallieb]

Brother Chavis, the pain stops only when you redeem your unworthy soul to the almighty jesus, now get on the ground and give me twenty hail mary's

[chalice]

Is that cat language for anal?

[kallieb]

That made me laugh.. Reminds me of a joke

A social worker, lawyer and a priest are out in the ocean, on a sinking boat, full of children

The social worker cries out... Oh we have to save the children

The lawyer says... Ah... fuck the kids

And the priest says...

Do we have time!!


ohhhh... nasty..

meow.....

[megabyteme]

Another self-flagellation hijack.. jazus mbm you must be catholic. All that guilt and sin and such. I suggest the best remedy to fix all the wretchedness you're feeling is just swat yourself a few times with a cat-o-nine, whilst kneeling on a cold stone floor with blaring bee gees music echoing off the crypt walls. It should help, I would think. At least it can't make things worse, possibly.

In fairness, it was Chalice who was working the topic double-ended like Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream. I just answered both of them...

[chalice]

Another self-flagellation hijack.. jazus mbm you must be catholic. All that guilt and sin and such. I suggest the best remedy to fix all the wretchedness you're feeling is just swat yourself a few times with a cat-o-nine, whilst kneeling on a cold stone floor with blaring bee gees music echoing off the crypt walls. It should help, I would think. At least it can't make things worse, possibly.

In fairness, it was Chalice who was working the topic double-ended like Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream. I just answered both of them...

I wasn't working on anything. If I was, you'd be the last one to know about it.

Would you mind babysitting my kids? No, wait, that's right, you're a cunt. Stay away from my kids.

I can't believe I even considered you.

[Quarterquack]

I always miss the fun drama. Who walked over whose ego for whose sake, now?

[kallieb]

^^ The suitable answer to that is: Mr Mustard in the Library with the Lead Pipe.