Hoi Chalice

[Hologram]

Chalice is homosexual.

[mjmacky]

A worthy goal, I'm still preoccupied with extending my orgasm

That's wot your mum said.

Whose mother doesn't want a longer orgasm? Don't tell me your mother is a prude, whose loofah-like vagina sands off the top few layers of skin from the first cock to convince there's romance every 6 months, and then tips her a few shilling before his last goodbye.

[Quarterquack]

I really hope it'll be around when I start on its Rheumatoid Arthritis.

Fingers crossed, it'll be good.

A couple of daughter jokes and mentioning her limbs that I could make look like my future would be both ironic and suffice the "goodness" of the situation if you ask me.

[chalice]

I really hope it'll be around when I start on its Rheumatoid Arthritis.

Fingers crossed, it'll be good.

A couple of daughter jokes and mentioning her limbs that I could make look like my future would be both ironic and suffice the "goodness" of the situation if you ask me.

Oh noes, a probable pretzel is threatening to make jokes about my daughter on the internets. Do your worst, you gnarled little monkey. It won't effect her cos she'll never read it. It won't effect me cos it won't effect her.

Better make them hella fucking hilarious, though. Otherwise you'll just come across as a creepy cripple who picks on ten year old girls even if they're oblivious to him.

Better make it quick too. Your poor, doomed extremities could curl up like flash-fried prawns at any minute.

[Hologram]

Question for chavis. Do you have a beard in real life and is it epic? Somehow I imagine you with a beard, maybe your avatar has to do something with it.

[megabyteme]

A couple of daughter jokes and mentioning her limbs that I could make look like my future would be both ironic and suffice the "goodness" of the situation if you ask me.

Oh noes, a probable pretzel is threatening to make jokes about my daughter on the internets. Do your worst, you gnarled little monkey. It won't effect her cos she'll never read it. It won't effect me cos it won't effect her.

Better make them hella fucking hilarious, though. Otherwise you'll just come across as a creepy cripple who picks on ten year old girls even if they're oblivious to him.

Better make it quick too. Your poor, doomed extremities could curl up like flash-fried prawns at any minute.

I've been hoping this conversation would develop a bit more. Who wouldn't want to see Chalice open up a can of whoop-ass here? There's comedy gold in them there fingers.

For example:

What's the difference between my son (with Down's) and Rings?

Spoiler: Show

My son will be able to tie his own shoes after turning 30...

Also, do you really want "rings" in your screen name anymore?

[chalice]

I've got a million of them. I'll be here all week.

What happens when Darthy tries to make shadow puppets?

Fractal patterns.

Hai thenk yew.

[megabyteme]

Shadow puppets. Shake hands. Pretty much the same, eh.

I suppose detailed finger painting is outta the question, too.

[chalice]

What happens when darthy jumps for joy?

A Swastika.

[megabyteme]

Why does Rings wear an eye patch?

He tried to pick his nose.