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    A guy just did a permanent hair removal treatment on my missus' private parts today, does it count as cheating? It was supposed to be a woman but she called sick or something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KFlint View Post
    A guy just did a permanent hair removal treatment on my missus' private parts today, does it count as cheating? It was supposed to be a woman but she called sick or something else.
    It depends how often she goes back in for a "touch up".
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KFlint View Post
    A guy just did a permanent hair removal treatment on my missus' private parts today, does it count as cheating? It was supposed to be a woman but she called sick or something else.
    It depends how often she goes back in for a "touch up".
    Yup, I'm glad she didn't ask for an happy ending

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    Do we really have to get back to this? For fuck sake, fine, so you can buy some time to come up with some cock and bull story about streams not being cache.

    Unless the ISP doesn't have a DNS CNAME pointed at the appropriate server it will go through the ISPs mirror's stream eg. . http://games.on.net/filepopup.php?video=41571
    Now doubt you're a paralyzed downy and that's why you can't get out of bed to do a certificate.
    Really? That's interesting... why do you think that CNAME records are so important then?

    Then we'll cover why your ISPs name servers aren't configured to do forward lookups to the root domain.

    I can see I'm going to enjoy this.
    What in gods name are you talking about? Did you even read my post? You do know that ISP's have mirrors don't you?

    Usually they host Linux iso's and there's some even have a gaming server for trailers, demo's, beta clients, etc. Internode's Gaming mirror is bragging "6.779 TB and Growing"

    CNAME's would be for if they are offering a unmetered stream or service eg. Newsgroups/iView/SourceForge.

    As stated before, Internode offer a free Newsgroup service. Basically they have a DNS CNAME pointed to Astraweb.
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    What in gods name are you talking about? Did you even read my post? You do know that ISP's have mirrors don't you?

    Usually they host Linux iso's and there's some even have a gaming server for trailers, demo's, beta clients, etc. Internode's Gaming mirror is bragging "6.779 TB and Growing"

    CNAME's would be for if they are offering a unmetered stream or service eg. Newsgroups/iView/SourceForge.

    As stated before, Internode offer a free Newsgroup service. Basically they have a DNS CNAME pointed to Astraweb.
    I'm sorry but no, you're waffling complete and utter shit, because you're a dullard. Last night it was midly amusing to allow you to show yourself up. Today is a whole other day though, and I've no intention of pissing away any of it talking to anyone who is as outlandishly stupid as you are.

    A CNAME record is an alias domain name, it has fuck all to do with your ISP, it's defined inthe NS records of the domain DNS servers. and oddly enough your ISP doesn't hold the DNS records for all of the domains on the internet.

    Your ISP is only interested in packet routing, and maybe email service provisioning for you, and everybody else. They can of course packet capture everything you send/receive, but are only likely to do so for the purposes of law enforcement, the last thing they're going to want to do is capture every packet for every user, because it would cost them millions to store all of that data.

    And this last little lot of crap.... well. Lets start here.
    Code:
       Domain Name: ASTRAWEB.COM
       Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, LLC.
       Whois Server: whois.networksolutions.com
       Referral URL: http://www.networksolutions.com
       Name Server: DNSB.ASTRAWEB.COM
       Name Server: DNSC.ASTRAWEB.COM
    That's the owner and and DNS servers for the astraweb.com domain.
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       Domain Name: INTERNODE.COM
       Registrar: MELBOURNE IT, LTD. D/B/A INTERNET NAMES WORLDWIDE
       Whois Server: whois.melbourneit.com
       Referral URL: http://www.melbourneit.com
       Name Server: NS1.ON.NET
       Name Server: NS2.ON.NET
       Name Server: NS3.ON.NET
    That's the owner and DNS servers for internode.com

    They're owned seperately, the DNS servers are hosted in entirely different places, and your ISP isn't running CNAME records for a domain they don't own... because it's not possible for a DNS lookup against *.astraweb.com to be serviced by a DNS server which doesn't own a zone file for astraweb.com.

    Now fuck off and stop trying to bluff a geek, you technically illiterate knob.

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    http://www.news.astraweb.com/corporate.html

    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    Now fuck off and stop trying to bluff a geek, you technically illiterate knob.
    Says the one who doesn't believe that streaming doesn't have anything to do with cache.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    What in gods name are you talking about? Did you even read my post? You do know that ISP's have mirrors don't you?

    Usually they host Linux iso's and there's some even have a gaming server for trailers, demo's, beta clients, etc. Internode's Gaming mirror is bragging "6.779 TB and Growing"

    CNAME's would be for if they are offering a unmetered stream or service eg. Newsgroups/iView/SourceForge.

    As stated before, Internode offer a free Newsgroup service. Basically they have a DNS CNAME pointed to Astraweb.
    I'm sorry but no, you're waffling complete and utter shit, because you're a dullard. Last night it was midly amusing to allow you to show yourself up. Today is a whole other day though, and I've no intention of pissing away any of it talking to anyone who is as outlandishly stupid as you are.

    A CNAME record is an alias domain name, it has fuck all to do with your ISP, it's defined inthe NS records of the domain DNS servers. and oddly enough your ISP doesn't hold the DNS records for all of the domains on the internet.

    Your ISP is only interested in packet routing, and maybe email service provisioning for you, and everybody else. They can of course packet capture everything you send/receive, but are only likely to do so for the purposes of law enforcement, the last thing they're going to want to do is capture every packet for every user, because it would cost them millions to store all of that data.

    And this last little lot of crap.... well. Lets start here.
    Code:
       Domain Name: ASTRAWEB.COM
       Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, LLC.
       Whois Server: whois.networksolutions.com
       Referral URL: http://www.networksolutions.com
       Name Server: DNSB.ASTRAWEB.COM
       Name Server: DNSC.ASTRAWEB.COM
    That's the owner and and DNS servers for the astraweb.com domain.
    Code:
       Domain Name: INTERNODE.COM
       Registrar: MELBOURNE IT, LTD. D/B/A INTERNET NAMES WORLDWIDE
       Whois Server: whois.melbourneit.com
       Referral URL: http://www.melbourneit.com
       Name Server: NS1.ON.NET
       Name Server: NS2.ON.NET
       Name Server: NS3.ON.NET
    That's the owner and DNS servers for internode.com

    They're owned seperately, the DNS servers are hosted in entirely different places, and your ISP isn't running CNAME records for a domain they don't own... because it's not possible for a DNS lookup against *.astraweb.com to be serviced by a DNS server which doesn't own a zone file for astraweb.com.

    Now fuck off and stop trying to bluff a geek, you technically illiterate knob.
    You can post all the technical, boring, "geeky" shit you want- people uploading content to YouTube is a form of filesharing (in its most simple form, it is sharing videos/files with others). While it is not p2p, it is a way to distribute identical content to large numbers of people.

    File hosting services are used, and essentially offer a similar service (although not streamed) for file sharing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Google description of Mediafire
    MediaFire is the simplest free file hosting service for businesses, professionals, and individuals to share files and images with others.
    Also, browsing is NOT filesharing.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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