
Originally Posted by
mjmacky
mjmacky here, that really important guy all this fuss is about. I've come to clear up all the hubbub with a little story.
I decided to try the butt sex with a man to make myself feel more domineering on a whim. It was reject's unfortunate little hole that became the portal of my exploration. I thought gay sex was something you just try out for fun with no serious attachments. However, reject became deeply infatuated, and this is understandable with me being a pretty awesome guy and all. So reject started asking for more, even insisting to play pitcher, to which I refused. It started to become unbearably annoying, and I eventually retorted with, "like I'd ever take it from the rear from a retard". This upset chavis, whose English cuntiness doesn't have any admitted fondness for the use of American colloquial terms. I started paying attention too much attention to chavis in reject's eyes, of whom reject has had many mutual masturbation fantasies, and it appears to have led to a seemingly spontaneous combustion.
Uploading the likeness of my amazing length and girth to the internet wasn't much of a threat. Even though I'm apathetic to the idea, it's nothing I'd have to be ashamed of (in fact, many would be quite proud of it). So, there it is. I've violated reject's self-respect by way of colonial invasion, a historically ironic move with me being from the states. So, since I don't live by regret, I want this clarification to suffice as a consolation for my lack of an apology.
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