Oleg, when you lose your virginity make sure to capture it on camera phone and upload it as amateur porn. rejectOfAllah has all the details you need on how to fileshare on streaming sites.
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Oleg, when you lose your virginity make sure to capture it on camera phone and upload it as amateur porn. rejectOfAllah has all the details you need on how to fileshare on streaming sites.
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For you, it's a joking matter, but if you were in my situation, you wouldn't be joking about this...
Today is another meaningless day of my life. I was told that one of the professors I wanted to speak to wasn't teaching during the summer, but I was also told that if I sent him emails, he would respond to them. The other fella I wanted to speak to has this written on the door of his department: "Running errands. Will be back soon". I don't know if he's back; I haven't checked...
3:10 p.m... Now I am sitting in a sociology laboratory (I found that laboratory by a pure accident when I was aimlessly walking in a hallway)...
Oh man, I want a pussy... As you know, I asked my friend to get me a pussy, and today he emailed me the response: "We'll work something out..."
3:24 p.m... I don't know what to do.
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whack it?Originally Posted by OlegL
I don't have any details, I only have the names of some sites which apparently accept amateur porn uploads. I don't need any details either, I'm too busy fucking women to be bothered filming them. Where do you think I've been these last two days. She was nice as well. Pitty the poor sap who's married to her, he's not going to be getting any soon.
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Just go to the ASPCA or any cat shelter, they have heaps of pussies, but are you allowed to keep a pet on campus ?
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What a way to spit at a 65-year marriage
Also, it's your primary personality that's been away for (I just checked) 4 days. Haven't you been around all this time?
Five years ago I allowed a woman into my life... for five years she lied to me and used me to make herself feel good about her life... about herself... she lied to my face, she lied about me to her friends, she knowingly lied in the most offensive way she could to me... knowing that the lies she was telling were the most offensive things she could do to... she never gave any kind of fuck about me, or my thoughts or my feelings... they were just something for her to manipulate to make herself feel good. She deliberately and knowingly took advantage of my caring and considerate way to make herself feel good... if the sisterhood don't like me behaving like a cunt towards them... they can blame her... although it should be noted she's not the only woman who has behaved in such a fashion towards me... they all seem to think I'm something they can use to enhance their lives, without any regard for me at all... so fuck em! I'll be fucked if I'll ever allow any woman close to me again... they're nothing more than appropriately equiped sacks of meat who can't be trusted to behave with any decency towards men as far as I'm concerned... and I shall treat them as such. So go tell it to someone who gives a fuck... I'll never be dumb enough to make that mistake again.
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Since these were all hypothetical anyways, just clarifying that the malice towards the husband was the base of the saliva.
Also, monogamy isn't really a human thing; rather just another way humanity got tricked by religion.
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I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability. A blessing maybe - for humanity, not you. If you do finally have sex you're going to use a condom right? Just checking....
Malice??? What malice? You appear to have completely misunderstood me old chap.
I don't feel any malice towards anyone... no, not even the women who chose to accessorise her life with me and my life for five years... And anyway... I did say this blokes wife was quite nice... I just don't care about them... I don't care about her, or about him. I pity him because I know he's not going to be getting any with her for a while... because I know she won't undress in front of him for a while... at least not with the lights on.
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