Oh man...

[IdolEyes787]

I haven't brushed my teeth and I haven't taken a shower in quite some time. I bought a bottle of beer (St. Ides), took a couple of sips from the bottle, but I am already sober. I am glad there is still a lot of beer remaining in the bottle. Now I will drink more beer and I will feel drunk again.

Fuck, your posts suck when you're sober. Start drinking a bottle of vodka like it was beer, then come back and post something.

I once drank a bottle of vodka and an entire "two-four" over the course of a night and let me tell you alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.

[mjmacky]

I once drank a bottle of vodka and an entire "two-four" over the course of a night and let me tell you alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.

The only time I've ever blacked out was after chugging an entire bottle of vodka. The next day was one of the worst of my life, (though still falls short of Waffle House food poisoning).

[mjmacky]

Oh well, at least I am the only one to get penultimated by macky. That's gotta count for something.

There should be more to come, I'm not the Alpha-Omega type.

[megabyteme]

Fair enough, I've received my share of being Omega'd .

[harrydresden]

alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.

[Biggles]

Fuck, your posts suck when you're sober. Start drinking a bottle of vodka like it was beer, then come back and post something.

I once drank a bottle of vodka and an entire "two-four" over the course of a night and let me tell you alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.

In my youth of an evening I once drank an infeasible amount of pernod. Throwing that stuff up was both surreal and unpleasant I burped aniseed for what felt like days.

[mjmacky]

I burped aniseed for what felt like days.

Anise alcohol is the worst. I feel hours of nausea seconds after imbibing ouzo or baijou (with anise flavoring).

[OlegL]

Life is so unfair. Other people can get pretty women, and I can't get them.

[mjmacky]

Life is so unfair. Other people can get pretty women, and I can't get them.

What have you done to earn yourself a pretty woman? You've offered no fare, so it's fair.

[teflon05]

Life is so unfair. Other people can get pretty women, and I can't get them.

Other people also have cancer, diabetes, arthritis, etc. You should stop whining about the things you don't have & be happy with the things you do. Especially when the thing you are whining about is something that is within your power to control.