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    It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.
    It's "ninja master of confusion" mode time again, is it?

    What's imaginary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.
    It's "ninja master of confusion" mode time again, is it?

    What's imaginary?
    your member's recent labial coat?

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    That's not even in English you mong.

    I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    I am sitting in the Disabilities office in front of this computer and typing this. It's 2:24 p.m...
    I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.
    Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    That's not even in English you mong.

    I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.
    I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

    It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

    You're a fruitbat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

    It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

    You're a fruitbat.
    And there I was hoping you'd fucked off forever... you never fail to disappoint, do you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.
    Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.
    I think the reason you can't get laid is probably more to do with the fact you reek of semen. But perhaps the fact you can't study is because you're disabled.
    Anyway, what kind of spastic are you? Because I know in some residential homes in England nuns have agreed to procure specialist prostitutes adept in the art of moving dead weights and mopping up drool. This being on the grounds that to deny a fully functioning penis a 'labial coat' as MJMacky so charmingly puts it is to infringe its human rights. I suggest you march straight into the chancellor's office and demand at least a nosh forthwith, or you'll be taking this further.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.
    Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.
    There's nine and a half million women in New York, and they all hate you. Fact.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    That's not even in English you mong.

    I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.
    I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

    It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

    You're a fruitbat.
    Hoi. That's a bit harsh. I only use that account to make myself look like a completely demented, utterly thick, monged out arse-rabbit.
    Who wants it next.
    Now go away.

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