Oh man...

[NotLettingItGo]

OK well I'm bored with your lies and accusations... as far as I'm concerned you're just a cowardly lying twat, who's only defence is to make completely false allegations against people who serve you your own shit back to you on a plate.

It doesn't say very much about you, when you go around dishing out shit, but can't take it back, and have to resort to lies and false allegations... it does however live upto my expectations of you.

[chalice]

OK well I'm bored with your lies and accusations... as far as I'm concerned you're just a cowardly lying twat, who's only defence is to make completely false allegations against people who serve you your own shit back to you on a plate.

It doesn't say very much about you, when you go around dishing out shit, but can't take it back, and have to resort to lies and false allegations... it does however live upto my expectations of you.

I think you're way too generous when it comes to my character. I am an established cunt. You're unlikely to meet anybody cuntier on the internets. Everybody hates me. I can deal with that.

The best thing about being a cunt is winding up utter mongs like yourself. On that basis, I win.

Still not sure, though, are you?

[NotLettingItGo]

What that you're a cunt?

Oh! No I always knew you were a cunt... that's why I deliberately decided to come and return some of your cunty behaviour back to you when I was recently converted.

You win!... what by showing yourself up to be a lying twat who falsly accuses people of serious shit... that's not winning, that's just being a nasty piece of shit. Something everyone around here is already fully aware you really are... which is why you're so deserving of my complete contempt... and why I'm here.

[chalice]

What that you're a cunt?

Oh! No I always knew you were a cunt... that's why I deliberatly decided to come and return some of your cunty behaviour back to you when I was recently converted.

You win!... what by showing yourself up to be a lying twat who falsly accuses people of serious shit... that's not winning, that's just being a nasty piece of shit. Something everyone around here is already fully aware you really are... which is why you're so deserving of my complete contempt... and why I'm here.

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

Pointing out that you're a complete liar and knob, isn't protesting. It's stating facts.

Spastic.

[chalice]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

Pointing out that you're a complete liar and knob, isn't protesting. It's stating facts.

Spastic.

Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

Ah! No thanks... if it's all the same. I'll give being part of your gang of Spastics a miss... no offence like. I know how big it makes you feel to have the likes of mjmacky thinking you're someone of importance and all that... wandering around licking your arse... but it's not working for me... I hope you can understand. I do think you should seriously think about promoting yourself though... you know with a more important sounding title... something like "Master Spastic"... it seems approriately fitting for one of your standing within ranks of the retards who occupy this site.

[chalice]

Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

Ah! No thanks... if it's all the same. I'll give being part of your gang of Spastics a miss... no offence like. I know how big it makes you feel to have the likes of mjmacky thinking you're someone of importance and all that... wandering around licking your arse... but it's not working for me... I hope you can understand. I do think you should seriously think about promoting yourself though... you know with a more important sounding title... something like "Master Spastic"... it seems approriately fitting for one of your standing within ranks of the retards who occupy this site.

All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

[NotLettingItGo]

All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.

You're a fucking idiot man.

[chalice]

All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.

You're a fucking idiot man.

Another revealing glimpse of your agenda.

Fuck sake, it's like I've got your psyche on a slab.